If you want to break a conservative's cold, dead heart, play them this clip of Oliver Anthony saying he doesn't like them.
I still don't like him, but I'm going to move him into the confused dipshit category for now based on this admission.
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxd2CJHIlPpumvvWeRVxymlVznEOmB8mWn?si=dN_kO-SktGOm0z8h