Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES<p>Seen in a dating profile of a man:</p><p>"I am from the land of the Kama Sutra. 😏 "</p><p>:catthinking: I can just see how this is going to go.</p><p>"Happy to see we've matched. I am from the land of the Kama Sutra, you know. 😏 "</p><p>"Oh, cool! Have you read it?"</p><p>"Er... not exactly."</p><p>"Ah... that's a shame."</p><p>"Why?"</p><p>"Yes. Here's what they say about enlarging the penis: 'When a man wishes to enlarge his lingam, he should rub it with the bristles of certain insects that live in trees, and then, after rubbing it for ten nights with oils, he should again rub it with the bristles as before.'"</p><p>"Fuck!"</p><p>"Now, I love a huge lingam. Let me fetch the bees."</p><p><a href="https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra_(Burton)/Part_7/Chapter_2" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">en.wikisource.org/wiki/Kama_Su</span><span class="invisible">tra_(Burton)/Part_7/Chapter_2</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/dating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dating</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/DatingProfile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DatingProfile</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/OnlineDating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OnlineDating</span></a></p>