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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"This Arthur Dent," comes the cry from the furthest reaches of the galaxy, and has even now been found inscribed on a mysterious deep space probe thought to originate from an alien galaxy at a distance too hideous to contemplate, "what is he, man or mouse? Is he interested in nothing more than tea and the wider issues of life? Has he no spirit? has he no passion? Does he not, to put it in a nutshell, fuck?"<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Delay?" Zaphod cried. "Have you seen the world outside this ship? It's a wasteland, a desert. Civilization's been and gone, man. There are no lemon-soaked paper napkins on the way from anywhere." "The statistical likelihood," continued the autopilot primly, "is that other civilizations will arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins. Till then there will be a short delay. Please return to your seat."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotAnd as they drifted up, their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotAnd as he drove on, the rain clouds dragged down the sky after him for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and to water him.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotIsn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"The chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied ... Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotHe was wrong to think he could now forget that the big, hard, oily, dirty, rainbow-hung Earth on which he lived was a microscopic dot on a microscopic dot lost in the unimaginable infinity of the Universe.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm...<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotArthur looked up. "Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"So much time," it groaned, "oh so much time. And pain as well, so much of that, and so much time to suffer it in too. One or the other on its own I could probably manage. It's the two together that really get me down."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"But the plans were on display . . ." "On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them." "That's the display department." "With a torch." "Ah, well the lights had probably gone." "So had the stairs." "But look, you found the notice, didn't you?" "Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThe story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotMarvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..." "No?" said Arthur grimly as he walked along beside him. "Really?" "Oh yes," said Marvin, "I mean I've asked for them to be replaced but no one ever listens." "I can imagine."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Maybe somebody here tipped off the Galactic Police," said Trillian. "Everyone saw you come in." "You mean they want to arrest me over the phone?" said Zaphod. "Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered." "Yeah," said the voice from under the table, "you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotI am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotShe was mostly immensely relieved to think that virtually everything that anybody had ever told her was wrong.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThere is, or was, a poet. His name was Lallafa, and he wrote what are widely regarded throughout the Galaxy as the finest poems in existence, the Songs of the Long Land.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThere was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotLet's be straight here. If we find something we can't understand we like to call it something you can't understand, or indeed pronounce...<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

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