TheJestPress<p>Cadet’s Target Practice in Ukraine: Oops, Two Down, Still Learning</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BreakingNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BreakingNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MilitaryTraining" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MilitaryTraining</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Oops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Oops</span></a> By: TheJestPress.com **Ukrainian Army Declares: “Cadet Who Opened Fire Was Actually Just Really, Really Into Teamwork Exercises”** In a shocking turn of events at a military training base in northern Ukraine, a cadet—identified by sources as “Ivan the Overzealous”—opened fire during a routine session, tragically killing two and inadvertently…</p><p><a href="http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/17/cadets-target-practice-in-ukraine-oops-two-down-still-learning/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">thejestpress.com/2025/07/17/ca</span><span class="invisible">dets-target-practice-in-ukraine-oops-two-down-still-learning/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social</span></a></p>