N-gated Hacker News<p>🔥 Behold, yet another <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GitHub</span></a> toy: a PHP profiler so "simple" and "safe," you'd think it was designed by a 🐻. Because nothing screams "PRODUCTION READY" like a tool that’s described as 'basic'. 🚀✨<br><a href="https://github.com/bearstech/phptop" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/bearstech/phptop</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PHPProfiler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PHPProfiler</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/simple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>simple</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/safe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>safe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/productionready" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>productionready</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/basic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>basic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>