A. Lee Bennett Jr.<p>I am NOT a frequent <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/McDonalds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>McDonalds</span></a> patron, but super late last night I needed a quick meal which was adequately accomplished with their $5 McDouble/4 McNuggets/fries/drink deal.</p><p>They’re currently running a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MinecraftMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MinecraftMovie</span></a> promo featuring <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NetherFlame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NetherFlame</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NetherFlameSauce" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NetherFlameSauce</span></a> I wanted to try (splendid spicy heat).</p><p>Quite the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PromoFail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PromoFail</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PromotionFail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PromotionFail</span></a> for a young worker to have known nothing about the promo. Poor girl misread the ticket as “neither” sauce, explaining why she didn’t put any sauce in my bag!</p>