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dougfort<p><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/theonion/785708725520515072/become-an-onion-member-while-its-still-optional?source=share" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">tumblr.com/theonion/7857087255</span><span class="invisible">20515072/become-an-onion-member-while-its-still-optional?source=share</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOnion</span></a></p>
LyleDAL<p>Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident</p><p><a href="https://theonion.com/weeping-trump-boys-told-uncle-elon-blown-up-in-rocket-accident/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/weeping-trump-boy</span><span class="invisible">s-told-uncle-elon-blown-up-in-rocket-accident/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOnion</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a></p>
NegativeNull<p><strong>Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/30934647" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/30934647</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Sundray<p><strong>I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmus.org/post/13550931" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmus.org/post/13550931</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>FEMA Chief Confused By Wind</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45567214" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45567214</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
khannie<p><strong>Temu Announce 36% Off Sale To Mark Tiananmen Square Massacre’s 36th Anniversary</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/30912267" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/30912267</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45557638" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45557638</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>JD Vance Pumped to Be Getting Two Christmases</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45531544" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45531544</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Niklas Pivic<p>Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him: <a href="https://theonion.com/rift-widens-between-elon-musk-anyone-who-ever-met-him/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/rift-widens-betwe</span><span class="invisible">en-elon-musk-anyone-who-ever-met-him/</span></a></p><p>'The source added that while the acrimony between Musk and everyone he had ever met was likely irreversible, the falling out had only strengthened his relationship with ketamine.'</p><p><a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/TheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOnion</span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45521170" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45521170</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
RoundSparrow 🐦<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FWakeHotFox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FWakeHotFox</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AteThesSurkov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AteThesSurkov</span></a> "Ate the Surkov Onion" != <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AteTheSurkov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AteTheSurkov</span></a> </p><p>While here...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FWakeCommentA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FWakeCommentA</span></a> : Reference to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOnion</span></a> and mocking that people are dumb stupid idiots who "Ate the Onion" when <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SneaksLiarsManipulators" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SneaksLiarsManipulators</span></a> mind-fuck the others, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OutGroupMindFuck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OutGroupMindFuck</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OutGroupMindFucking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OutGroupMindFucking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FWakeBabelTowerARG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FWakeBabelTowerARG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BabelTowerARG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BabelTowerARG</span></a> /\</p>
Hellfire103<p><strong>World Running Out of Euphemisms for Genocide in Gaza, UN Warns — The Shovel</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45436688" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45436688</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Minimum Wage Hike Could Lift People out of Poverty, Business Groups Warn</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45390966" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45390966</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Andy Bechtel<p>My summer books are similar in theme: histories of publications that I've read for a long time. <a href="https://editdesk.wordpress.com/2025/06/03/summer-reading/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">editdesk.wordpress.com/2025/06</span><span class="invisible">/03/summer-reading/</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/journalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>journalism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/northcarolina" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>northcarolina</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45364673" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45364673</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Sundray<p><strong>New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution” - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmus.org/post/13453601" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmus.org/post/13453601</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Suicides Among ICE Agents Reach Alarmingly Low Numbers</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45347892" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45347892</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Morgenmuffel<p><a href="https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/maga-voter-assume</span><span class="invisible">d-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/</span></a></p><p>The Onion is not satire, in fact it is a pre-cog</p><p><a href="https://social.screamingatmyscreen.com/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a> <a href="https://social.screamingatmyscreen.com/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>news</span></a> <a href="https://social.screamingatmyscreen.com/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://social.screamingatmyscreen.com/tags/precog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>precog</span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45283162" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45283162</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
disguy_ovahea<p><strong>Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO Bell</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/30658889" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/30658889</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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