Yesterday I was outed. My daughter told how, on her 8th birthday, her stepdad and I donned one of those two people horse costumes so she and her guests could play "pin the tail on the donkey," and how we had (unbeknownst to all the adults) hidden whoopie cushions in the costume and every time a kid got near to catching us and pinning their tail on us we would squeeze the whoopie cushions making fart sounds.

Yeah, that's what kind of dads we were!

#dadlife #dad #dadpranks

**10bmnews** @10bmnews@mastodon.social · 5d

10bmnews @10bmnews@mastodon.social

Brooklyn Beckham addresses family feud: ‘me and my dad bonded’

Brooklyn Beckham breaks silence on alleged family feud Brooklyn Beckham just addressed his dynamics with his father and celebrity footballer, David Beckham. The Beckham family have recently made headlines due to a family rift going on between the retired sportsman and Victoria... #Brooklyn #Beckham #addresses #family #feud #dad #bonded

https://10bmnews.com/2025/05/brooklyn-beckham-addresses-family-feud-me-and-my-dad-bonded/

10bmnews - · 5dBrooklyn Beckham addresses family feud: ‘me and my dad bonded’ - 10bmnewsBrooklyn Beckham breaks silence on alleged family feudBrooklyn Beckham just addressed his dynamics with his father and celebrity footballer, David Beckham.The Beckham family have recently made headlines due to a family rift going on between the retired sportsman and Victoria... #Brooklyn #Beckham #addresses #family #feud #dad #bonded

**Different Than** @guyjantic@infosec.exchange · 5d

Different Than @guyjantic@infosec.exchange

Holy shit, my 13*-year-old #daughter. I found these two things lying around this week. One is an #infographic type thing they apparently sketched for the Diary of Anne Frank. Another is my favorite books of #poetry on their floor.

*almost 14

Hand-drawn sketches with words on paper, clipped to a clipboard. Center drawing is of a girl with dark hair, carrying a small case, clearly wearing many layers of clothing. Text: "I had on two vests, three pairs of pants, a dress, on top of that skirt, jacket, summer-coat, two pairs of stockings, lace-up shoes, wooly cap, scarf, and still more; I was nearly stifled before we started, but no one inquired about that."

Text to right of sketch: "No Jew in our situation would have dreamed of going out with a suitcase full of clothing."

Upper left: sketch of a bicycle (under "Page 15"). Text: "Jews must wear a yellow star, Jews must hand in their bicycles, Jews are banned from trams and are forbidden to drive."

Upper right text: "We put on heaps of clothing as if we were going to the North Pole, the sole reason being to take clothes with us."

Center right: sketch of a notebook with fountain pen.

Lower left: sketch of a cat. Text: "Moortje, my little cat, was the only creature whom I said farewell to."

Lower right: sketch of a wristwatch

Books open, upside-down, as if to save pages, on an orange and white knit or crocheted blanket laid haphazardly on blue carpet. Books:
- Raymond E. Feist, Magician and Master (not poetry)
- Mark Strand: Selected Poems
- The Poetry of Roberty Frost
- Elizabeth Bishop: The Complete Poems 1927-1979
- Anthology of Contemporary American Poetry, Fifth Edition
- The Collected Poems of Theodore Roethke

There is also a pencil case filled with an assortment of pens and pencils, and a sleep mask.

#proud #dad #art

**Ulrich Linder** @ulinder@mastodon.social · May 8

May 8

Ulrich Linder @ulinder@mastodon.social

#Deadpool Ryan Reynolds = Bester!

https://www.swr3.de/aktuell/promi-news/ryan-reynolds-tochter-omr-100.html

SWR3Tochter von Ryan Reynolds crasht Live-Interview – den Grund erratet ihr nie 🦷Reynolds war Gast bei der Digitalmesse OMR in Hamburg und sprach vor tausenden Menschen. Plötzlich rief seine fünfjährige Tochter an und hatte eine sehr wichtige Information für den Hollywood-Star.

#Papa #Dad #RyanReynolds

**The Simple Entrepreneur** @entrepreneurAU@mastodon.social · May 8

May 8

The Simple Entrepreneur @entrepreneurAU@mastodon.social

When your DIY dad repurposes your old gym set

UK @uk@pubeurope.com · May 4

May 4

UK @uk@pubeurope.com

https://www.europesays.com/uk/74342/ Sir David Jason’s near miss with iconic Dad’s Army role finally explained | TV & Radio | Showbiz & TV #CliveDunn #Dad'sArmy #Entertainment #LanceCorporalJones #SirDavidJason #TV #UK #UnitedKingdom

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**aproitz** @antonproitzelhaimer@mastodon.social · May 3 *

May 3 *

aproitz @antonproitzelhaimer@mastodon.social

@georgetakei

I knew it: Bob is a great #Dad !

#robertdeniro #transrightsarehumanrights
#airyndeniro

**Ron Piggott** @Ron_Piggott@mastodon.social · May 3

May 3

Ron Piggott @Ron_Piggott@mastodon.social

Who Am I? For May 3rd 2025: I am a dad #dad https://rons-home.net/en/living-life-lab/personal-growth/who-am-i/2025/5/3

**EnterSpor.com** @enterspor@mastodon.social · May 2

May 2

EnterSpor.com @enterspor@mastodon.social

Deion Sanders Jr’s Six-Figure Bag Becomes CU Locker Room Inspiration After Coach Prime’s Son Makes Raw Admission About Hitting Rock Bottom

“The 1 ! @deionsandersjr has changed the game completely. @welloffmedia Proud of ya and Love ya son! #Dad/CoachPrime.” Often, it is quite hard to truly understand the man behind the lens: What drives him? What made him what he is today? As fans, these questions linger. Being the eldest son in the family and having

https://enterspor.com/featured/deion-sanders-jrs-six-figure-bag-becomes-cu-locker-room-inspiration-after-coach-primes-son-makes-raw-admission-about-hitting-rock-bottom/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Deion Sanders Jr’s Six-Figure Bag Becomes CU Locker Room Inspiration After Coach Prime’s Son Makes Raw Admission About Hitting Rock Bottom

EnterSpor.com · May 2Deion Sanders Jr’s Six-Figure Bag Becomes CU Locker Room Inspiration After Coach Prime’s Son Makes Raw Admission About Hitting Rock Bottom - EnterSpor.com“The 1 ! @deionsandersjr has changed the game completely. @welloffmedia Proud of ya and Love ya son! #Dad/CoachPrime.” Often, it is quite hard to truly understand the man behind the lens: What drives him? What made him what he is today? As fans, these questions linger. Being the eldest son in the family and having

**CogDogBlog** @barking@cogdogblog.com · May 2 *

May 2 *

CogDogBlog @barking@cogdogblog.com

This is CogDogBlogged: "Dad*99"

Oh the swirl of blog post ideas I have organized merely as swirls in my brain… will have to wait. My calendar reminded me that May 2 was the birthday of my Dad, Morris Lee Levine, born this day in Newark, New Jersey in 1928…

WHAT A MINUTE. That’s a typo, because my human sometimes wrong intelligence knows he was born in 1926. That means it was 99 years ago.

Thus the photo in the post, […]

https://cogdogblog.com/2025/05/dad99/

#cogdogblog #dad #family

**N-gated Hacker News** @ngate@mastodon.social · May 2

May 2

N-gated Hacker News @ngate@mastodon.social

Behold, the glorious #AI Frankenstein: GPT-FoxNewsDad! For those in #tech and academia who need life #advice from a #virtual #dadbot that probably thinks "illegal content" is anything not reported by Fox News. Just what we all needed, a #digital #dad to remind us to mow the lawn and question our career choices!
https://chatgpt.com/g/g-6814740bd1cc81919d28a7c4b8db055d-gpt-foxnewsdad #Frankenstein #GPT-FoxNewsDad #HackerNews #ngated