Pete<p>Yesterday I was outed. My daughter told how, on her 8th birthday, her stepdad and I donned one of those two people horse costumes so she and her guests could play "pin the tail on the donkey," and how we had (unbeknownst to all the adults) hidden whoopie cushions in the costume and every time a kid got near to catching us and pinning their tail on us we would squeeze the whoopie cushions making fart sounds.</p><p>Yeah, that's what kind of dads we were!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dad</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadpranks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadpranks</span></a></p>