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David Brent 📚When I was a kid, my dad used to say that for him, EVERY day was Father's Day. Single-digit me thought that was a silly thing to say because I was too young to recognize commercial marketing at work.As a lucky dad to two amazing boys, I now understand what he meant. They are everything, and today - every day, really - is about them. As it should be.Miss you and your wisdom, Dad. You were the best.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FathersDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FathersDay</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Today" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Today</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HappyFathersDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HappyFathersDay</a>

David Brent 📚My kids don't generally like carbonated beverages, but recently the 9yo has developed a taste for Jarritos Lime Soda. We let him have some on occasion (less than once a month, and never a full bottle because it's basically candy). He refers to it as "Hairy Toes." 🤣<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Jarritos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Jarritos</a>

samnobody warned me that becoming a dad would cause my reaction to unnecessarily loud tailpipes on cars and motorcycles to change from mild irritation to a fiery white hot rage burning with the intensity of a thousand suns. <a href="https://social.lol/tags/bedtime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bedtime</a> <a href="https://social.lol/tags/dadthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadthoughts</a>

David Brent 📚Why is banana pudding better when it comes from a BBQ joint? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚This is clearly incorrect.Everyone knows there's only one serving per container. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cookies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GirlScoutCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GirlScoutCookies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Food</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dessert" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Dessert</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚It's Pulaski Day and I have a question for K-12 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/teachers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#teachers</a> in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Illinois" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Illinois</a>: do you incorporate any lessons about Casimir Pulaski into your curriculum? Any acknowledgement whatsoever about why there's a random Monday off from school every March? Does he get a mention? Inquiring minds want to know! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PulaskiDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PulaskiDay</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/History" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#History</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Histodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Histodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Histodons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Histodons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Today" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Today</a>

Dad Joke BotGood box <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚Unpopular opinion (at least, unpopular with the 9yo): the Sonic the Hedgehog movies are glorified Saturday morning cartoons with big budgets, special effects, and a big name actor or two. Their two hour run time is completely unjustified. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GetOffMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GetOffMyLawn</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Movies</a>

David Brent 📚Is potato chips on PB&J a thing? I feel like I heard somewhere that was a thing. Anyway, I tried it today and... okay? I guess? It was good, but not life changing. Maybe I did it wrong, but I don't think so. It's not rocket science, after all. I guess I could take it or leave it. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Food</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PeanutButterAndJelly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButterAndJelly</a>

David Brent 📚The 9yo does not possess what most would call discerning taste when it comes to food. He is, after all, only 9. 😉Since about the age of 3, he has always enjoyed "The Daddy Cheese Melt." A product of desperation: take two joined Hawaiian rolls, slice them in half, spread some mayo, add two slices of American cheese, and then bake open face in the toaster oven for 2-3 minutes (just long enough to melt the cheese without making the bread too toasty).<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Food</a>

David Brent 📚Death, taxes, and a sock getting caught in the corner of a fitted sheet while doing laundry. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚Don't be that guy. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Movies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Moviestodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Moviestodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚Who decided that gift cards should be treated the same as lottery scratch-off tickets to reveal the PIN, and has that individual been fired from their job yet? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚For the 8yo's final park district league soccer practice, we had a kids vs. parents scrimmage and OMG they're like a little swarm of piranhas. 🤣⚽<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sports" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sports</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/soccer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#soccer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚The 8yo went to a Halloween party this weekend dressed as the Grim Reaper (he left his scythe in the car). Until someone convinces me otherwise, I'm calling him Evil Jawa. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HappyHalloween" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HappyHalloween</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Costume" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Costume</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StarWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#StarWars</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Halloween" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Halloween</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GrimReaper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GrimReaper</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a>

David Brent 📚Nobody in Costco understands right-of-way. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Costco" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Costco</a>

David Brent 📚Just so we're clear, Watership Down is not about a boat sinking.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a>

David Brent 📚We've had gas stations for a while now, but when will we see liquid stations and solid stations?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Science</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Matter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Matter</a>

David Brent 📚Was that you driving the black Cybertruck in my kid's school drop-off line?(please boost for visibility)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Today" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Today</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WTF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WTF</a>

David Brent 📚It's Saturday morning and back in the day, that meant cartoons. Vote for your favorite Looney Toons anti-hero:<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WarnerBrothers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WarnerBrothers</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LooneyToons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LooneyToons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cartoons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaturdayMorningCartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SaturdayMorningCartoons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Acme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Acme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadThoughts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeekendThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WeekendThoughts</a>

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