Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Moist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Moist</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mushy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mushy</span></a> Vestibule of Misdirected <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Affection" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Affection</span></a> The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Poobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poobah</span></a> says:<br>“In a moment of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dimly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dimly</span></a> lit <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/drowsiness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drowsiness</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Reginald" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Reginald</span></a> embraced what he believed was his beloved <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HotWaterBottle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HotWaterBottle</span></a>, only to wake entangled with a lukewarm <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cauliflower" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cauliflower</span></a> wrapped in a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tea" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tea</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/towel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>towel</span></a>. The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/night" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>night</span></a> was long, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dreams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dreams</span></a> were oddly <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cruciferous" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cruciferous</span></a>, and the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bedding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bedding</span></a>—frankly—now smells like <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/soup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>soup</span></a>.”</p><p>Moral: Not everything warm and lumpy deserves to be <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cuddled" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cuddled</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CryptoMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CryptoMemes</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TuesdayThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuesdayThoughts</span></a><br>#$POOBAH</p>