Dragons razing AI datacenters to the ground.

A dragon is a kind of hurdy-gurdy.

You just have to learn how to press the right buttons (scales) to produce the right notes (or moans)

Dragongender

Some more draconic pills of wisdom:

Work sucks.

> ==> WARNING: Possibly missing firmware for module: 'derg'

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#dragon #dragonposting

BIOS/UEFI Dergs

BIOS:
- vewy old
- tries to not get involved
- immediately goes back to sleep after finding a boot sector
- throws the bootloader a few basic interrupts and hopes it figures it out from there

UEFI
- younger sibling
- always excited and willing to assist
- gently guides the OS through the early boot stages, Toriel-style
- skeptical of new hardware, it takes a while (turning off secure boot) to earn their trust

Scheduler Derg

- usually very fair, though always prioritizes fren processes
- sleeps most of the time, but acts incredibly fast once woken up (timer is a little alarm clock it's cuddling while sleeping)
- is able to freeze time (from a process' perspective)
- always surrounded by trees (process lists)
- computation-heavy processes hate them

Microsoft Derg

- once wrote an entire compiler while soaring through the skies
- will make a Jenga Tower out of your tech stack if left unattended.
- reinvents Java, then rewrites your app in it (which makes it cross platform as long as you run it on their own OS)
- compiles libraries into Derg Linked Libraries (which get loaded at dergtime)
- incredibly rich and will buy your company

Always trust dragons

Dragons are a scheme invented by Big Rawr to maximize snuggle efficiency.

Emotional support dragon.

dragon blep based data storage

> The rawr set is a self-containing set of 'rawr's, which all contain the rawr set as well.
> Every rawr is unique and also the same as every other rawr at the same time

Any dragon set theory experts willing to prove these two statements here?

You've heard wyvern, you've heard whyvern, now get ready for:

vibevern

awk = a wyvern (k)cuddling

```rust
pub trait Dragon {
fn rawr<R: Rawr>(&self) -> R;
}
impl<T> Dragon for T {
fn rawr<R: Rawr>(&self) -> R {
"rawr".to_rawr()
}
}
```