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itsJamesD<p>Tuesday Trivia</p><p>I tried using gum to lure ants into the trap, but my Russian exterminator dismissed my efforts. He guaranteed his product works better — because the pest says nyet to gum. <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/TuesdayTrivia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuesdayTrivia</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/08/tuesday-trivia-30/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/04/08/tuesd</span><span class="invisible">ay-trivia-30/</span></a></p>
John-Paul Keates<p>Did you see that picture from the Oscars, where Clint Eastwood is talking to Jeff Bridges, Angelina Joile’s ex and Mike Myers.</p><p>The Dude, the Brad and the Ogrey.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
Richard Pulsford<p>I don't trust dating sites. Instead, I hope to meet someone at the allotment organically.</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
John-Paul Keates<p>Nina Simone picked up my book on the collective unconscious, and then put it down again. I was slightly jealous.</p><p>Oh, to be Jung, lifted and back.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
itsJamesD<p>Sunday Punday</p><p>The circus has a bonus petting zoo with goats and sheep. I am having a great time time when…EARTHQUAKE!! OMG IT’S CHAOS!!! How will I get out of here? Clowns to the left of me, elephants to the right… Here I am, stuck in the middle with ewes. <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/SundayPunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SundayPunday</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/06/sunday-punday-29/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/04/06/sunda</span><span class="invisible">y-punday-29/</span></a></p>
itsJamesD<p>Saturday Top 5</p><p>Today we shout out to the top 5 zones in the world: 5)time 4)loading 3)twilight 2)residential 1)cal …and suchlike <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/SaturdayTop5" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaturdayTop5</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/05/saturday-top-5-23/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/04/05/satur</span><span class="invisible">day-top-5-23/</span></a></p>
itsJamesD<p>Friday Fun</p><p>My editor started the meeting with advice on writing success. I braced for a long lecture. Then he said he was cutting my novel in half. Talk about making a long story short… <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/FridayFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FridayFun</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/04/friday-fun-23/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/04/04/frida</span><span class="invisible">y-fun-23/</span></a></p>
Richard Pulsford<p>Why are they caked 'hunger strikes' and not 'the survival of the fattest'?</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
John-Paul Keates<p>Big scandal at the coroner's office. They've been caught using the corpses of suicides in their lunchtime football games.</p><p>Jumpers for goalposts.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
itsJamesD<p>Thursday Thought</p><p>The Old Town library chemically treated its books to prevent bookworms. The more the bookworms ate, the more stunted their wings became, keeping them from mating. And so, too many books spoiled the moth. <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/ThursdayThought" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThursdayThought</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/03/thursday-thought-25/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/04/03/thurs</span><span class="invisible">day-thought-25/</span></a></p>
John-Paul Keates<p>He's my rock.</p><p>Sweet, pink and nowhere near as popular as he used to be.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
Richard Pulsford<p>The most feared aquatic creatures in the Thames in London's East End in the 1950's and 60's were the Krayfish</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
itsJamesD<p>Wednesday Word</p><p>tiramisunami: a tidal wave of espresso-soaked cake, mascarpone, and cocoa <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/WednesdayWord" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WednesdayWord</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/uxbridgeenglishdictionary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uxbridgeenglishdictionary</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/02/wednesday-word-28/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/04/02/wedne</span><span class="invisible">sday-word-28/</span></a></p>
John-Paul Keates<p>Taking photographs of Elizabeth and her Welsh boyfriend; posed them both lying next to Excalibur. </p><p>No complaints, Liz by the sword, Dai by the sword.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
itsJamesD<p>Tuesday Trivia</p><p>Puffins are located in the North Atlantic. They are the polar opposite of penguins. <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/TuesdayTrivia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuesdayTrivia</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/01/tuesday-trivia-29/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/04/01/tuesd</span><span class="invisible">ay-trivia-29/</span></a></p>
John-Paul Keates<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a> </p><p>It's still the Pistols' best record.</p>
itsJamesD<p>Monday Mystery</p><p>Two things that smell better than they taste: 1)coffee 2)your nose. <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/MondayMystery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MondayMystery</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/31/monday-mystery-27/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/03/31/monda</span><span class="invisible">y-mystery-27/</span></a></p>
John-Paul Keates<p>_ - nolybaB</p><p>By the reverse of Babylon, "I" laid down.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p><p>(Not shown, renumbering Zion)<br>1 - i<br>2 - z<br>3 - n<br>4 - o</p>
Richard Pulsford<p>It's not unusual for a dentist to have a bad day at the orifice</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LunchPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LunchPun</span></a></p>
itsJamesD<p>Sunday Punday</p><p>My friend hired a singing judge for his wedding after hearing him cover John Legend in court. But at the reception, his original songs were awful—proving you should never book a judge by his covers. <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/SundayPunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SundayPunday</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/lunchpun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lunchpun</span></a></p><p><a href="http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/30/sunday-punday-28/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">itsjamesd.com/2025/03/30/sunda</span><span class="invisible">y-punday-28/</span></a></p>
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