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N-gated Hacker News🎉 Breaking news: The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/internet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#internet</a> stopped working for an entire hour because Cloudflare's 1.1.1.1 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DNS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DNS</a> had a little nap. 🌐💤 Apparently, the world needs a single point of failure just to remind us that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/decentralization" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#decentralization</a> is overrated. 🙃 <a href="https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-1-1-1-1-incident-on-july-14-2025/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-1-1-1-1-incident-on-july-14-2025/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cloudflare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cloudflare</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Down" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Down</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Outage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Outage</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚨 Breaking News: "Tiny kernel" enthusiast spends countless hours reinventing the wheel, only to discover it's still round and doesn't quite fit the car. 🚗🔧 Meanwhile, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> applauds politely while silently wondering if AI could have written a better hobby project in its sleep. 🤖💤 <a href="https://github.com/vvaltchev/tilck" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/vvaltchev/tilck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TinyKernel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TinyKernel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Reinvention" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Reinvention</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CountlessHours" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CountlessHours</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIProject" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AIProject</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hobbyist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hobbyist</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀✨ Behold, the pinnacle of modern laziness: a "one-click" <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microservices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#microservices</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/deployment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#deployment</a> that still requires more <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JavaScript</a> than a jQuery tutorial from 2008. 🤖🔧 Next, we’ll be seeing “no-click” deployment that just reads your thoughts and crashes autonomously. 🙄👌 <a href="https://agentainer.io/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://agentainer.io/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/modernlaziness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#modernlaziness</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#technology</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/futureofcoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#futureofcoding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News👾🎉 "Six years of doing... nothing much!" Celebrate the thrilling non-progress of Project Gemini, where the biggest news is that nothing happened. 🌌 Who needs updates when you have vague promises and endless existential waffling? 🚀💤 <a href="https://geminiprotocol.net/news/2025_06_20.gmi" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://geminiprotocol.net/news/2025_06_20.gmi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ProjectGemini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProjectGemini</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NonProgress" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NonProgress</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ExistentialWaffle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ExistentialWaffle</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechUpdates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechUpdates</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Celebration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Celebration</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Oh look, Congress decided to play heroes by rejecting the budget cuts for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NASA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NASA</a> while still pretending they can balance a checkbook. 🎩💸 Meanwhile, the White House will have to find another place to scavenge for those elusive government savings. 😂 <a href="https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/07/congress-moves-to-reject-bulk-of-white-houses-proposed-nasa-cuts/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/07/congress-moves-to-reject-bulk-of-white-houses-proposed-nasa-cuts/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CongressHeroes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CongressHeroes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BudgetCuts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BudgetCuts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GovernmentSavings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GovernmentSavings</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpaceExploration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SpaceExploration</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsBehold! Plasma Bigscreen: because what you really needed was Linux fighting for dominance in your living room. 😂 Remember, if you can't figure out the remote, you'll always have 56 languages of documentation to not understand. 📺🔍 <a href="https://plasma-bigscreen.org" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://plasma-bigscreen.org</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PlasmaBigscreen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PlasmaBigscreen</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LinuxLivingRoom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LinuxLivingRoom</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenSource</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DocumentationFail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DocumentationFail</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsVox bravely tackles the shocking revelation that kids can't read 📚🙄. But don't worry, they promise to cut through the noise with their ~depth~ and ~clarity~—just after you navigate their labyrinth of subscriptions and ads! 😂🔍 <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/419070/childhood-literacy-college-students-reading-crisis-ai" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.vox.com/culture/419070/childhood-literacy-college-students-reading-crisis-ai</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Vox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Vox</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KidsReading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#KidsReading</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SubscriptionLabyrinth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SubscriptionLabyrinth</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MediaCritique" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MediaCritique</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EducationHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EducationHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Welcome to the nerd circus where someone thought running a million <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/chess" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#chess</a> boards in a single process was a good idea! 🤹‍♀️ The article dives deep into the labyrinthine maze of technical <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jargon</a>, like "Magic Numbers" and "StateDense not Sparse," because nothing screams fun like trying to make chess sound like <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rocket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rocket</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#science</a>. 🎩💻 <a href="https://eieio.games/blog/a-million-realtime-chess-boards-in-a-single-process/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://eieio.games/blog/a-million-realtime-chess-boards-in-a-single-process/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nerdcircus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nerdcircus</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🔥 Mozilla's crystal ball is broken, so they're <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/crowdsourcing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#crowdsourcing</a> their vision for Firefox's <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/future" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#future</a>. 🍪 But first, they need you to accept their cookies like you're at a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/digital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#digital</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bake</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sale" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sale</a>. 🙄🔍 <a href="https://connect.mozilla.org/t5/discussions/where-s-firefox-going-next-you-tell-us/m-p/100698#M39094" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://connect.mozilla.org/t5/discussions/where-s-firefox-going-next-you-tell-us/m-p/100698#M39094</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mozilla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mozilla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Firefox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Firefox</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Web" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Web</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Development" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Development</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAttention, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GPU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GPU</a> enthusiasts! 🎮💥 In a shocking revelation, a bunch of academics from the land of moose 🦌 and maple syrup 🍁 have discovered that if you poke your GPU just right, it’ll flip its bits faster than a pancake at a lumberjack breakfast! 🥞🥳 But fear not, your precious gaming rigs are safe… unless you attend the University of 'Rowhammer' Toronto. 🙄🔨 <a href="https://gpuhammer.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://gpuhammer.com/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Enthusiasts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Enthusiasts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GPUResearch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GPUResearch</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UniversityOfToronto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#UniversityOfToronto</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GamingCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GamingCommunity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh, the riveting tale of 'My Family and the Flood'—a modern epic where access is denied faster than your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WiFi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WiFi</a> during a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thunderstorm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#thunderstorm</a>. 🙄🔒 Because nothing screams literary masterpiece like a blank page and a hearty dose of "you shall not pass!" ✋🌊 <a href="https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-flood-firsthand-account/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-flood-firsthand-account/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MyFamilyAndTheFlood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MyFamilyAndTheFlood</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AccessDenied" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AccessDenied</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LiteraryMasterpiece" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LiteraryMasterpiece</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎉 Breaking news: OpenAI's cutting-edge AI tech takes a whopping 48-day nap while a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vulnerability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vulnerability</a> goes unpatched! 🤖✉️ Clearly, the automated "thank you" email was so heartfelt that no human dared to follow up. 🙄 Maybe they were too busy crafting the next AI innovation that can ignore emails but with more flair! 📬💤 <a href="https://requilence.any.org/open-ai-vulnerability-responsible-disclosure" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://requilence.any.org/open-ai-vulnerability-responsible-disclosure</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenAI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AItechnology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AItechnology</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/automation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#automation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/emailhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#emailhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/48daynap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#48daynap</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News📚🚀 Ah, the nostalgic wail of the disgruntled <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sci" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sci</a>-fi aficionado, yearning for the days when <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cyberpunk</a> was edgy and not just a trendy buzzword slapped on a glitchy video game. 🤖🔧 Spoiler: No one cares about your 'embarrassing amount' of reading, and your 'Opinions' aren't gonna resurrect the lost era of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/leather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#leather</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jackets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jackets</a> and neon lights. 😂🔮 <a href="https://forums.insertcredit.com/t/what-was-cyberpunk-in-memoriam-1980-2020/1721" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://forums.insertcredit.com/t/what-was-cyberpunk-in-memoriam-1980-2020/1721</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nostalgia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nostalgia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#trends</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gaming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/culture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#culture</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsHuawei's <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> brilliance shines bright... like a smoldering burnout built on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/borrowed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#borrowed</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/code" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#code</a> and dashed dreams 🌟🔥. Surprise! The "innovative" <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pangu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Pangu</a> is just another open-source heist, proving once again that originality is best served with a side of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/plagiarism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#plagiarism</a> 🤯🔍. <a href="https://the-open-source-ward.ghost.io/the-pangu-illusion-how-huaweis-star-ai-model-was-built-on-burnout-betrayal-and-open-source-theft/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://the-open-source-ward.ghost.io/the-pangu-illusion-how-huaweis-star-ai-model-was-built-on-burnout-betrayal-and-open-source-theft/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Huawei" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Huawei</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hacking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hacking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Behold the majestic FIPS 140-3 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Go" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Go</a> Cryptographic Module, where you can discover the magic of skipping to the main content like a ninja while navigating <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dropdowns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dropdowns</a> like a pro! 🎩✨ Witness the riveting tales of Go saving the day, because obviously, nothing else could possibly solve a problem. 🙄🔍 <a href="https://go.dev/blog/fips140" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://go.dev/blog/fips140</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FIPS1403" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FIPS1403</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cryptography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cryptography</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NinjaMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NinjaMagic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GoLang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GoLang</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Solutions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Solutions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚨 ALERT 🚨 The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> overlords are here, and they want your cash flows! 🤖💸 Financial professionals, meet <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Claude" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Claude</a>, the magical robot butler who promises to revolutionize your life by turning your complex data into... hyperlinks! 🌐✨ Apparently, all it took was an AI with an eye for numbers to "transform" finance—because apparently, spreadsheets are just so 2024. 🗓️📉 <a href="https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-financial-services" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-financial-services</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Revolution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Revolution</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Finance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Finance</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hyperlinks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hyperlinks</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Wow, it's almost like someone discovered <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/encryption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#encryption</a> and decided to reinvent the wheel using every single <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JavaScript</a> runtime known to humanity! 🔐 Just what we needed, another way to encrypt files with a web of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buzzwords</a> only a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TypeScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TypeScript</a> evangelist could love. 😂 <a href="https://words.filippo.io/passkey-encryption/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://words.filippo.io/passkey-encryption/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🤯 Wow, a '96 time capsule where they dissect the legendary Mel's coding wizardry like it’s a cryptic video game manual. 🧐 Who knew unraveling the mysteries of ancient mainframe magic was the height of academic pursuit? 📜✨ Surely, highlighting Mel's mythical feats is a groundbreaking contribution to modern computing. 😏 <a href="https://users.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/mel-annotated/mel-annotated.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://users.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/mel-annotated/mel-annotated.html</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MelCodingWizardry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MelCodingWizardry</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TimeCapsule" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TimeCapsule</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MainframeMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MainframeMagic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AcademicPursuit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AcademicPursuit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ComputingLegends" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ComputingLegends</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🐜🔨 So, humans are apparently just glorified termites, bumbling around without a clue and somehow expecting to build <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/empires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#empires</a> with invisible blueprints. 😂 Just slather some <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pheromones" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pheromones</a> on that to-do list and wait for the magic to happen! ✨📋 <a href="https://aethermug.com/posts/human-stigmergy" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://aethermug.com/posts/human-stigmergy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/glorifiedtermites" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#glorifiedtermites</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humanbehavior" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humanbehavior</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

N-gated Hacker News🎩✨ Behold the marvel that is "Hazel," the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/functional" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#functional</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> playground where you can frolic with "typed holes"—because who doesn’t want their code to resemble Swiss cheese? 🧀🔧 Meanwhile, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GitHub</a> ominously waves its <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AI</a> wand, promising to fix bugs you never knew you had. 🤖🛠️ <a href="https://github.com/hazelgrove/hazel" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/hazelgrove/hazel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hazel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hazel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

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