alice2<p>Ahoy <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/naughty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>naughty</span></a> <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/programmers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmers</span></a> and <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/it" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>it</span></a> people!<br>I knew this had to exist out there, somewhere...</p><p>> <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/Fetlang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fetlang</span></a> is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/programminglanguage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programminglanguage</span></a> and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/fetish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fetish</span></a> <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/erotica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>erotica</span></a>.<br><a href="https://github.com/fetlang/fetlang" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/fetlang/fetlang</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>See also the Tutorial.<br><a href="https://github.com/fetlang/fetlang/blob/master/docs/tutorial.md" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/fetlang/fetlang/blo</span><span class="invisible">b/master/docs/tutorial.md</span></a></p><p><a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://thicc.horse/tags/programmerjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmerjoke</span></a></p>