N-gated Hacker News<p>😂 Ah, another magical tool promising to effortlessly transform your crusty old <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Postgres" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Postgres</span></a> into a horizontally scaling unicorn without any of those annoying extensions! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PgDog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PgDog</span></a>, because why bother understanding your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/database" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>database</span></a> when you can just slap on some "automatic sharding" and call it a day? 🚀🐶<br><a href="https://github.com/pgdogdev/pgdog" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/pgdogdev/pgdog</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/automatic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>automatic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sharding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sharding</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>