Trivial Einstein<p>Don't want to pay for [INSERT NAME OF STREAMING SERVICE OR CABLE CHANNEL HERE]? Now you can pirate their content directly from the internet the way Almighty Ba'al intended.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/subtoot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>subtoot</span></a></p><p>Seriously, ask me how. I am possessed of the old magics, the ones we lost when "streaming" became a thing. Not only that, I'm not guilty about it at all. I'm far too busy surviving to give a fuck anymore. I will share this eldritch arcana with you because the world is a garbage fire and none of us are going to make it out alive. You shouldn't give your money to Netflix or Disney or HBO. Ever.</p><p>I'm not philosophical about this. I genuinely am out of fucks to give about piracy and I want you to have my knowledge at rock-bottom prices ($0.00 is pretty rock-bottom).</p><p>If you lurch awkwardly into my mentions to tell me that I'm a bad person who is stealing money from your children's mouths, you should know that the CEO of Disney made a shit-ton of money last year. Argue with him.</p>