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ByteSizedComedyTried to teach my smart fridge to tell jokes... Now it just gives me cold opens. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#puns</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnytshirt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funnytshirt</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/onelinerstoryteller" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#onelinerstoryteller</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsApparently, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AEAD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AEAD</a> is the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/encryption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#encryption</a> acronym everyone's "supposed" to know, yet somehow, nobody does 🤔. The author hilariously admits to writing a digital sticky note for his future self 📌, because who needs a memory when you have a blog? 😅 The industry standard is clear as mud, but hey, it's the "thought" that counts, right? 😂 <a href="https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://ochagavia.nl/blog/what-the-heck-is-aead-again/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DigitalStickyNote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DigitalStickyNote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/IndustryHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#IndustryHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CryptoConfusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CryptoConfusion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

TechGeeksApparelI Work With Strippers. Wire strippers, that is. Stay wired and hilarious. Power up your humor: <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/i-work-with-strippers-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/i-work-with-strippers-t-shirt/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElectricianHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ElectricianHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WiredLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WiredLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a>

TechGeeksApparelQA Testers: We Find Bugs, Not Excuses. Your code works? Prove it.🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/qa-tester-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/qa-tester-t-shirt/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QualityAssurance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#QualityAssurance</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareTesting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareTesting</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ITProfessional" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ITProfessional</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a>

TechGeeksApparelTrust Me, I’m a Network Engineer. I can ping it. Doesn’t mean I’ll fix it.🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/trust-me-im-a-network-engineer-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/trust-me-im-a-network-engineer-t-shirt/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NetworkingGuru" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NetworkingGuru</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ITSupportLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ITSupportLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PingItFixIt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PingItFixIt</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a>

TechGeeksApparelRun BGP, Rule the Internet. “If you don’t run BGP, do you even network, bro?”🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/run-bgp-funny-network-engineer-t-shirt/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/run-bgp-funny-network-engineer-t-shirt/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BGPForLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BGPForLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NetworkingNerd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NetworkingNerd</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/InternetBackbone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#InternetBackbone</a>

TechGeeksApparelWhen you say you're in cybersecurity, people assume: 🕶️ You can hack their ex’s Instagram. 💾 You live in the matrix. 💻 You wear a hoodie in a dark room 24/7.Reality: Just trying to get users to stop clicking phishing links. 🤦‍♂️🔗 <a href="https://techgeeksapparel.com/not-a-hacker-cybersecurity-professional/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://techgeeksapparel.com/not-a-hacker-cybersecurity-professional/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NotAHacker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NotAHacker</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CyberSecurityLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CyberSecurityLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EthicalHacking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EthicalHacking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a>

Adrian Talpa :verifiedarmor:Once upon a network, a mischievous MTU misconfiguration sent packets into disarray. Routers scrambled as bits played hide-and-seek in unexpected corners, causing delays and digital confusion. Once reconfigured the MTU to a proper size, order was restored throughout the network kingdom.<a href="https://buzz.talpa.ie/tags/techjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techjokes</a> <a href="https://buzz.talpa.ie/tags/networking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#networking</a>

Justin D Kruger (he/him)lol, I didn’t realize for a small gathering that I actually got <a href="https://me.dm/tags/RGB" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RGB</a> tortilla chips!<a href="https://me.dm/tags/techJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techJokes</a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/dadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadJokes</a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a>

RJIt’s true…<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerHumor</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/DarkMode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DarkMode</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/CodingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingLife</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/BugFreeCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BugFreeCode</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/DeveloperLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperLife</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/CodeBugs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeBugs</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Debugging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Debugging</a>

Shauvik KumarWhy did the SEO bring a ladder to the office? 🤔 Because they heard the best rankings are always on top of the SERPs! 🪜🚀 Found this funny? Like, share, and tag your SEO buddy who’s always climbing the ladder of success! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SEOHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SEOHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DigitalMarketing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DigitalMarketing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SERPClimbing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SERPClimbing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MarketingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MarketingLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SEOFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SEOFun</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a>

Shauvik KumarWhat’s an SEO’s favorite type of music? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SEOHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SEOHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a>Algorithm & Blues! 🎶 Got a better one? Drop it in the comments!

Code of Amor 💘🤓: I think the server needs some LTC 🤨: Don't you mean TLC? 🤓: No. LTC. Linux Terminal Care 🧐: ... 😎: 🤌🏻 <a href="https://social.codeofamor.net/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://social.codeofamor.net/tags/techjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techjokes</a>

sven_md<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techjoke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techjokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vintage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vintage</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/retro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#retro</a> see ...floppy disc? x-P <a href="https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1114992820219646326/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1114992820219646326/</a>

Alkaris :verified_trans: :verified:You could install Windows, but I would like to be able to get outside, so I'll install Doors, and customize how that looks, as well as the exterior.<a href="https://meow.social/tags/techjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techjokes</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#linux</a>

Joe TerranovaWhen you setup replication for the <a href="https://leftist.network/tags/redis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#redis</a> server: Girl, you look good when you back that cache up<a href="https://leftist.network/tags/techjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techjokes</a> <a href="https://leftist.network/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

MetharkWHILE AI CAN ENRICH YOUR KNOWLEDGE, IT'S SO SMART THAT IT'LL BYTE YOU BACK IF YOU TRY TO CHEAT! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AISmartness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AISmartness</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KnowledgeEnrichment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#KnowledgeEnrichment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NoCheatingAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NoCheatingAI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SmartTechnology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SmartTechnology</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ByteBack" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ByteBack</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AIHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CheatingConsequences" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CheatingConsequences</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EducationalAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EducationalAI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/IntelligentMachines" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#IntelligentMachines</a>

SpockoDid you hear that the guy who invented autocorrect died today? His funnel is tomato.<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a>

ekiledjianWhy did the smartphone need glasses? Because it lost its contacts! 🤓📱😂 <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/TechJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechJokes</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/EyePhone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EyePhone</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/WednesdayMotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WednesdayMotivation</a>

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