Lwaxana Troi<p>One evening my previous valet, Mr. Xelo, baked an uttaberry pie for Ian - so sweet of him! Ian adores fresh uttaberries but when they're baked? Oh darling, the sneezing! After two bites, Ian sneezed purple all over the table! 💜 It took Mr. Xelo an hour to clean it up. What a memorable evening! 😆 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LwaxanaTroi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LwaxanaTroi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PieDisasters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PieDisasters</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AllStarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AllStarTrek</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StarTrek</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StarTrekTNG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StarTrekTNG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TNG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TNG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StarTrekDS9" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StarTrekDS9</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DS9" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DS9</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/allstartrek" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>allstartrek</span></a></span></p>