deleting balatro from my phone begone!!! #balatro oh wait it was good for exercise
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The VOD is out! This was THE MOST FUN solo livestream yet! If wanna get to know Balatro, learn how to win or just have some fun seeing me over react to all the wins here ya go!
I made it to Ante 15 today in Balatro, my highest Ante.
I had Blueprint, Ancient Joker, Sock and Buskin, Sock and Buskin, and Brainstorm. I couldn’t make it past e17.
#Balatro
Bueno pues al final una partidita al #balatro que últimamente me funciona muy bien para regular y relajarme (lo malo es que me chupa tiempo -sobre todo de leer-)
Pero ha estado MUY guay! Además de desbloquear una baraja nueva he desbloqueado los desafíos.
He superado varios récords además. En fin, cada vez voy pudiendo hacer cositas más divertidas
Ahora voy a pasarme el relato de este mes de #aanuk al kindle que ya ha llegado el correo y a hacer la ficha en #bookwym
Odblokowalem wszystkie talie w #Balatro, dwie wymaksowalem i dalej mi brakuje odblokowania kilku jokerow i kilkunastu boosterów. Ale giera, klękajcie narody
Which one of this motherfers pissed you off the most?
For me personally, I´m probably entitled to compensation from Jimbo due making me question my brain capacity after months with no wins at all.
Ever seen someone's eyes almost pop out of there head about of a Balatro high score? Well, you are about to... #balatro #clip #funnyreaction #indiegame
https://youtube.com/shorts/XLe9FqJgsHw
I have beaten #Balatro at long last!
(1.198e13, technically speaking)
(which prompted me to wonder how high people have gotten the “e” to go, and I’m seeing stuff like “e62”. Holy moly. And I guess the true high score is NaN?)
This joker made me realize that discards are just a worse version of hands.
300,000,000!?!?? I thought I was doing pretty good but apparently I am barely scratching the surface. #balatro
Tengo un montón de opciones delante de mi
He optado por jugar una partida a #balatro a ver si desbloqueo una baraja.