#ElongatedMuskrat

#USpol #ElongatedMuskrat #fentanyl

@cynblogger Yes, yes they did. Turns out: the illegal drug abuse was coming from inside the house, the White House.

**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · May 29

May 29

screenshot of a post by attorneyryan:

Musk is not “leaving.
”Don’t you get it yet?

He spent 5 months deleting every investigation and lawsuit against his companies. Deleting any data he didn’t like.

Then he installed backdoors and malware into government systems.

He isn’t “leaving.” He just finished.

The U.S. federal government is permanently damaged and compromised thanks to republicans, Trump, and musk.

#USpol #ElongatedMuskrat

**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · May 21

May 21

#ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #safety

The clustertruck has no entries on the IIHS site on its safety.

“And here it is, totally indestructible as long as you don’t drive it, park it, put it on level ground or a hill and the battery doesn’t decide to explode. Can you afford it? If you have to ask, you can’t. Will you survive a crash in it? If you have to ask, you won’t. Shall I draw up the paperwork?”

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 10

Apr 10

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 7

Apr 7

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 7

Apr 7

Ahora los economistas saben cómo se sintieron los científicos cuando
él dijo "inyecte lejía"

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 7

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 7

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 7

Apr 7

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 6 *

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 6

Apr 6

#AntiElonMusk #FuckElonMusk #FuckElonMusKKK

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Apr 3

Apr 3

#AntiElonMusk #FuckElonMusk #FuckElonMusKKK

**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · Mar 29

Mar 29

#USpol #ElongatedMuskrat #cybertruck

via @pleightx

**Luigi** @LuisCrespo@mastodon.social · Mar 28

Mar 28

#AntiElonMusk #FuckElonMusk #FuckElonMusKKK

**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · Mar 25

Mar 25

screenshot of a post by danemers: "You guys have a group chat?" [photo of elon musk with short hair looking to the side with a distressed, sad, trying-to-not-cry faux neutral expression]

#USpol #ElongatedMuskrat

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**MugsysRapSheet** @MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social · Mar 21

Mar 21

The #ElongatedMuskrat trashed the protesters attacking #Tesla vehicles & dealerships and (verbally) attacking him *personally*, saying he "thought these people 'on the Left' were supposed to be known for their #Empathy?"

The (network? Local?) news last night reported that many of the people arrested for damaging Tesla vehicles were in fact T**** SUPPORTERS who worked for the government only to be laid off by #Musk without cause or warning.
#ItsExactlyWhoYouThoughtItWouldBe

**MugsysRapSheet** @MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social · Mar 20

Mar 20

@AnnaAnthro
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:

A man who owes much of his vast fortune to government contracts paying his private companies (#SpaceX, #Tesla, #Starlink, #Neurolink, even X now) thinks the PRIVATE company known as #Amtrak needs to be "privatized" so that it is forced to compete for its gov't contracts?

Do I have that right? #LordHelpUs #TooStupidForPolitics #ElongatedMuskrat

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**MugsysRapSheet** @MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social · Mar 20

Mar 20

@byteseu
"Let me explain then: Turns out, when you fire 7,000 people and celebrate by waiving around a chainsaw and tossing out a few #Nazi salutes, people get angry." - JimmyKimmel responding to the #ElongatedMuskrat #DogeBag

**MugsysRapSheet** @MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social · Mar 18

Mar 18

@SteveThompson
The #ElongatedMuskrat's obsession with the letter 'X' is bizarre (and childish.)

He made sure one of the #Tesla models would be 'X" by using the model versions "S3XY".

He renamed Twitter to 'X'.

(Re)Named his rocket company "SpaceX".

Named his first child a string of symbols that he now calls "Little-X" and his second child (a girl) "Exa". He has 13 kids (a 14th child died of SIDS), one of which has the middle name "Alexandria".

And now, "xAI".

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**MugsysRapSheet** @MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social · Mar 13

Mar 13