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Games at Work dot biz<p>e521 with Andy, Michael and Michael - stories about expressive robots (<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ShoggothMini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShoggothMini</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Apple</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ELEGNT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ELEGNT</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpiRob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SpiRob</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a>), newly reengineered computer reboots (<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Commodore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Commodore</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sinclair" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sinclair</span></a>), <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Seagate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Seagate</span></a>’s 30TB drives and a whole lot more.</p><p><a href="https://gamesatwork.biz/2025/07/21/e521-we-like-big-drives/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">gamesatwork.biz/2025/07/21/e52</span><span class="invisible">1-we-like-big-drives/</span></a></p>
Games at Work dot biz<p>e521 with Andy, Michael and Michael - stories about expressive robots (<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ShoggothMini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShoggothMini</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Apple</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ELEGNT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ELEGNT</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SpiRob" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SpiRob</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a>), newly reengineered computer reboots (<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Commodore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Commodore</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sinclair" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sinclair</span></a>), <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Seagate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Seagate</span></a>’s 30TB drives and a whole lot more. <a href="https://gamesatwork.biz/2025/07/21/e521-we-like-big-drives/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">gamesatwork.biz/2025/07/21/e52</span><span class="invisible">1-we-like-big-drives/</span></a></p>
I've Seen EverythingALIEN | 1979 | Movie Reaction | Horror Commentary | Sigourney Weaver | R... <a href="https://youtu.be/Dhq65nqfMK8?si=jcMSSvHQoFP5f9Ej" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/Dhq65nqfMK8?si=jcMSSvHQoFP5f9Ej</a> via <a class="u-url mention" href="https://pixelfed.social/YouTube" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@YouTube</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/alien?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#alien</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/alienmovie?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#alienmovie</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/aliens?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#aliens</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/xenomorph?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#xenomorph</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ridleyscott?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ridleyscott</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/sigourneyweaver?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sigourneyweaver</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/hrgiger?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hrgiger</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/facehugger?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#facehugger</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ellenripley?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ellenripley</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/scifi?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scifi</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/horror?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#horror</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/film?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#film</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cinema?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cinema</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fanart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fanart</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/scifiart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scifiart</a>
I've Seen EverythingListen to ISE Presents: Reaction Wrap-Up on Spotify for Creators <a href="https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/seeneverything/episodes/Alien---Long-Time-Reaction-e35p48u" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/seeneverything/episodes/Alien---Long-Time-Reaction-e35p48u</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/alien?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#alien</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/alienmovie?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#alienmovie</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/aliens?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#aliens</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/xenomorph?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#xenomorph</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ridleyscott?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ridleyscott</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/sigourneyweaver?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sigourneyweaver</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/hrgiger?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hrgiger</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/facehugger?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#facehugger</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ellenripley?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ellenripley</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/scifi?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scifi</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/horror?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#horror</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/film?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#film</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cinema?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cinema</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fanart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fanart</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/scifiart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scifiart</a>
I've Seen Everything<p>ALIEN | 1979 | Movie Reaction | Horror Commentary | Sigourney Weaver | R... <a href="https://youtu.be/Dhq65nqfMK8?si=jcMSSvHQoFP5f9Ej" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/Dhq65nqfMK8?si=jcMSSv</span><span class="invisible">HQoFP5f9Ej</span></a> via @YouTube <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alien</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alienmovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alienmovie</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/aliens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aliens</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/xenomorph" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>xenomorph</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ridleyscott" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ridleyscott</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sigourneyweaver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sigourneyweaver</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hrgiger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hrgiger</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ellenripley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ellenripley</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>horror</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>film</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cinema" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cinema</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fanart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fanart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scifiart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scifiart</span></a></p>
I've Seen Everything<p>Listen to ISE Presents: Reaction Wrap-Up on Spotify for Creators <a href="https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/seeneverything/episodes/Alien---Long-Time-Reaction-e35p48u" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">creators.spotify.com/pod/profi</span><span class="invisible">le/seeneverything/episodes/Alien---Long-Time-Reaction-e35p48u</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alien</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alienmovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alienmovie</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/aliens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aliens</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/xenomorph" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>xenomorph</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ridleyscott" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ridleyscott</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sigourneyweaver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sigourneyweaver</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hrgiger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hrgiger</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ellenripley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ellenripley</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>horror</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>film</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cinema" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cinema</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fanart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fanart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scifiart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>scifiart</span></a></p>
Dr H<p>More angles of these little Alien eggs.</p><p>The closed egg was made first and then I created a mould with Oyumaru and cast the open egg with epoxy putty (hollow), leaving off the top.</p><p>Then I only had to sculpt the open "mouth" and create the Facehugger.</p><p>I then added the "roots" last to both eggs.</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Alien</span></a><br><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Egg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Egg</span></a><br><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/FaceHugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FaceHugger</span></a><br><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Sculpture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sculpture</span></a><br><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/PropReplica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PropReplica</span></a><br><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/DrH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DrH</span></a></p>
Jason StrutzHappy Alien Day to all who celebrate! Facehugs and tiny mouth kisses to everyone! <br> <br> Want to buy some art? $150! Cheap!<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/alienday?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#alienday</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/xenomorph?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#xenomorph</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/alien?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#alien</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/art?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ink?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ink</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/illustration?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#illustration</a> <a class="u-url mention" href="https://pixelfed.social/marvel" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@marvel</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/facehugger?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#facehugger</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/alienromulus?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#alienromulus</a>
StrutzArt<p>Happy Alien Day to all who celebrate! Facehugs and tiny mouth kisses to everyone! </p><p>Want to buy some art? $150! Cheap!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alienday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alienday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/xenomorph" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>xenomorph</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alien</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ink</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/illustration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illustration</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Marvel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Marvel</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alienromulus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alienromulus</span></a></p>
nojarama<p>Happy Alien Day! Make sure to face hug a xenomorph!!! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AlienDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AlienDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AlienDay2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AlienDay2024</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Alien</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Aliens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Aliens</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/xenomorph" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>xenomorph</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/inspacenoonecanhearyouscream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>inspacenoonecanhearyouscream</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LV426" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LV426</span></a></p>
Mike Elston<p><a href="https://kzoo.to/tags/aliens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aliens</span></a> <a href="https://kzoo.to/tags/xenomorph" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>xenomorph</span></a> <a href="https://kzoo.to/tags/easter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>easter</span></a> <a href="https://kzoo.to/tags/eggs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>eggs</span></a> <a href="https://kzoo.to/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a></p>
Ella<p>“Mummy, what’s happened to that Moomin?” My 4yo has finally noticed this painting by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@lemurpatrol" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>lemurpatrol</span></a></span> <a href="https://c.im/tags/moomin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>moomin</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alien</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a></p>
Aleksandr Koltsoff<p>Asiakas: "laitoin sulle uuden sensorin kirjeessä tulemaan"</p><p>Tahaton Alien-hetki.</p><p>Ties minkä mankelin läpi on mennyt 😄.</p><p><a href="https://mastodontti.fi/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a></p>
Samy Khan<p>"Hey that tickles". </p><p>Sigourney Weaver and Roger Dicken on the set of "Alien"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alien</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sigourneyweaver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sigourneyweaver</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ellenripley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ellenripley</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rogerdicken" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rogerdicken</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ridleyscott" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ridleyscott</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/specialeffect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>specialeffect</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/illustration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illustration</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ink</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>comics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/behindthescenes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>behindthescenes</span></a></p>
RubenWA<p><a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/facehugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>facehugger</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/aliens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>aliens</span></a></p>
Dr H<p>While it's not the right time of year for eggs, any time is a good time for hugs.</p><p>A pair of Alien eggs the size of chicken eggs.</p><p>Epoxy putty over a plaster egg cast, plus some plastic rod for the fingers.</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Alien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Alien</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Egg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Egg</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/FaceHugger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FaceHugger</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Sculpture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sculpture</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/PropReplica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PropReplica</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/DrH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DrH</span></a></p>
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Your Autistic Life

Dating: man “just looking for what’s out there” got more than he bargained for!

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Daniel felt lonely. He figured he would fix his loneliness by finding himself a companion. So he installed a dating app on his phone, and immediately got to task writing a profile. He says, “I decided to write that I was just looking for what’s out there. You know. I wanted to sound cool, and not like a desperate schmuck… Oh, shit! Did I say that last part out loud? Please cut it off.”

Daniel the desperate schmuck soon got hits on his new profile. “My first like was from a zombie. I passed on it. Those mofos are fugly!” Then he got a parade of ghosts, but, he explains, “I passed on them too, because I’m not looking to get ghosted by anyone.”

Not defeated, Daniel the desperate schmuck eventually matched with a facehugger. They went out a few times, but eventually things turned sour between them. Daniel told us, “The facehugger was hypersexual. It kept wanting to fuck my face, but I was having none of it.” So they broke up.

Enter a guy called Mike. “When I saw Mike’s profile, I was immediately hooked. Our initial chat was fabulous. We decided to go out, and we hit it off immediately.” Daniel the desperate schmuck showed us a picture of Mike. When we remarked that he looks like the spitting image of Michael Myers, he replied, “Now that you say it, yes… He looks like him, but I’m not going to kill this relationship over mere resemblance.”

We tried to contact Daniel the desperate schmuck for an update on his relationship with Mike for this story, but we never got a call back.

#AutisticWriters #dating #facehugger #MichaelMyers #satire #TheDailyIsotope #zombie

https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2024/10/17/dating-man-just-looking-for-whats-out-there-got-more-than-he-bargained-for/

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