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What do I have in common with your insurance company? ---- We've both settled for you

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Hit the road, toad

"Don't be someone I didn't do."
-- Zeus

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Front of card:
Roses are red
Violets are blue

Inside card:
I changed the locks
Cuz, I don’t love you

I choo-choo-choose taking a train elsewhere

Roses are red
Bodybuilders flex
There's nothing so desperate
As getting back with your ex

Roses are red,
Violets are not.
I’m sorry I shared
The infection I got.

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Words cannot describe how beautiful you are...

From Juliet to Romeo, if she had any sense:

All the world, it is a stage;
We, the players who laugh and rage.
The script says you and I should wed,
Once we've shared the marital bed.
But it also says we two shall die,
So I'm dropping the script..and you... Bye Bye!

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Violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow
I'm dumping you
For another fellow

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#RejectedValentineCardSayings My teacher said this year we have to give cards to everybody not just the people we like, happy Valentine’s Day

#RejectedValentineCardSayings I bought this card for someone else but then I found out she already has a girl friend

#RejectedValentineCardSayings St. Valentine was tortured and beheaded by the Roman authorities in the late third century. See where love gets you?

#RejectedValentineCardSayings I love you, just not THAT way

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We all have our reasons

Cover: Our love is to die for.
Inside: Meet me in a Lincoln Park, Chicago warehouse

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Dave Chapelle Date Night!

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