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Some bird has lately taken to pooping on my mailbox. Today I witnessed the culprit: fucking robins. Probably in retaliation for removing all their nesting site habitat next to my house last Fall (overgrown rhododendrons).

Fine. Ima find some product I can spray on, that is superslick (teflon, ceramic?) - so when they try to land, they'll whoop! right off. Wish I had a trail cam for this... hmmm... ?

I have proof that I, personally, have evolved from apes.

Last night I dreamt I got really mad at a protest, and started flinging my own butt nuggets at fascists.

Pulled 'em fresh out of my pants, which implies I was probably having a farty party in my sleep.

Dear Emacs/Java Fediverse,

I'm setting up `lsp-mode` and `lsp-java` in Emacs for the first time (don't ask) and it looks like the latter only supports Eclipse's LSP implementation, which of course, being Eclipse, poops out a whole bunch of extra settings files all off the source file tree when it first runs.

If I wanted to use a bad IDE like Eclipse I'd just use that, I really don't want it's little setting file turds littering the repo (Gradle is bad enough).

Is there any of: a) An alternative LSP server for Java that is supported somehow, or b) A way to make lsp-java/Eclipse read all of the extensive declared configuration in Gradle's config and hence not need to duplicate that in a billion places?

Help a hacker out here please!

#java#emacs#lsp

"Humans are an unusually disruptive species, and we’ve done just about everything possible to remove ourselves from nature. . . . We’re too far removed, and when we don’t remove our poop, or at least bury it, it sticks. Literally."

Kelton Wright for The Guardian: theguardian.com/environment/ng

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John had just finished seating himself onto the toilet when the cubicle door opened and a man entered.

"WTF?" exclaimed John. "How dare you?"

"Oh... nobody told you?" The mustachioed man seemed taken by surprise. He closed the door behind him.

"No, what is this?"

"I am your CPA."

"Can't you see I'm pooping. I don't need tax advice!"

"No, no, no. I'm not an accountant. I'm your Certified Pooping Assistant." He smiled from cheek to cheek. "Convenient, isn't it?"

#CPA#poop#toilet