Zo sekcie #CaptainObvious:

"Štátny ústav kontroly liečiv odkázal Petrovi Kotlárovi, že na odbornú diskusiu treba rešpektovať vedecké poznatky."

https://dennikn.sk/minuta/4582473/

https://youtube.com/shorts/pAnm5enzhRk

I feel like it is worth mentioning that anyone with half a brain that's been even slightly paying attention to anything would know this.

No shade to Ms. Harris, but she's hardly a Cassandra for being able to prognosticate here. I mean, it's painful to think there were people who thought Project 2025 wouldn't do exactly what it has done.

#Obvious #GOP #WreckingBall was #Obviois #CaptainObvious

Was doch ein paar versehentlich absichtlich einkassierte Reisende ausmachen.

https://slashdot.org/story/25/04/12/0145241/european-tourism-to-us-plunges

Breaking News: Captain Obvious Uncovers 'Big LLM' Conspiracy! Apparently, AI isn't free and requires, gasp, resources! Who knew? Let's all clutch our pearls and riot... oh wait, we wouldn't!
https://www.dolthub.com/blog/2025-04-09-weve-been-conned-the-truth-about-llms/ #BreakingNews #AIConspiracy #CaptainObvious #LLMresources #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

#CaptainObvious = #FicoKlame

Pri Covid-19 hovoril cca "odbornici nemaju pravdu", pri krivacke a slintacke hovori cca "odbornici maju pravdu".

A nie je to o tom, ze on sam by sa napr. lepsie vyznal v kravach nez ludoch a to by malo vplyv na rozdiel vo vyjadreniach.

Je to len a len o tom, ze zneuziva pocity, nalady, informacie a dezinformacie na vlastny benefit. Klame, aby sa udrzal pri moci a vyhol stihaniu. Bez ohladu na to, kolko ludi ci krav zomrie.

via @Ladham_t

https://mastodonczech.cz/@Ladham_t/114311851148619448

#Fico a #Bödör na Urade vlady:

#CaptainObvious : cele zle, kedze "mafia vladne"

Dolezita vedlajsia otazka: Kto je boss a kto je poskok?

#SKpolitika

p.s.: podobne potom mozeme uvazovat o due donold+emon

Ah, the age-old tale: breaking stuff to learn stuff. What a groundbreaking revelation! Next, we'll discover that using chopsticks is easier when you practice. #CaptainObvious #RevolutionaryInsights
https://danielsada.tech/blog/carreer-part-1-the-foundation-years/ #breakingstufftolearn #revolutionaryinsights #techhumor #learningthroughfailure #obvioustruths #HackerNews #ngated

1/2 „Trest má dostať ten, kto zákon porušil.“

~ #VeronikaRemišová

https://dennikn.sk/minuta/4557745/

Tzv. "jedna pravda":

1. verzia "vedecky konsenzus": toto tvrdime a tu mate k tomu data, navod a referencie, aby ste si to mohli sami overit
2. verzia "(napr.) Kotlar": toto tvrdim, data vam neukazem, navod ani referencie vam tiez nedam

#CaptainObvious: To prve ma sancu sa pravde priblizit. To druhe je najma o klamstve a manipulacii.

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Pre istotu, aby bolo jasno, resp. #CaptainObvious:

Najvacsi vrahovia Slovanov:

- 20. storocie: stalin
- 21. storocie: putin

https://bukasovymasiv.gulas.sme.sk/219335/vrahovia-slovanov.html

In today’s thrilling episode of "Captain Obvious Delivers a Speech," Jeff Atwood declares that the American Dream is incomplete without a paycheck for doing nothing. Spoiler alert: He’s joined by Lieutenant Colonel “I’m Also Here” Vindman to discuss how free money will solve all our problems.
https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-road-not-taken-is-guaranteed-minimum-income/ #CaptainObvious #AmericanDream #FreeMoney #JeffAtwood #SocialCommentary #HackerNews #ngated

"Štátny ústav na kontrolu považuje prezentované názory pána Kotlára za nevedecké, nebezpečné a spôsobilé ohroziť verejné zdravie. Pán Kotlár sa síce stavia do pozície nezaujatého a slobodomyseľného prieskumníka, no v skutočnosti jeho vyjadrenia vedú k šíreniu poplašnej správy.

Martina Štesková, komunikačná špecialistka ŠÚKL"

https://dennikn.sk/4523648/newsfilter-mam-nepriznanu-vilu-no-a-co-trhnite-si-odkazuje-nam-kalinak/

Vramci #CaptainObvious staci aj titulok:

"Kotlár ohrozuje verejné zdravie, nenechajme sa ním vystrašiť"

~ #VladimírLeksa

Kto chce aj podrobnejsie, tak:

https://dennikn.sk/4522299/kotlar-ohrozuje-verejne-zdravie-nenechajme-sa-nim-vystrasit/
https://dennikn.sk/4522299/kotlar-ohrozuje-verejne-zdravie-nenechajme-sa-nim-vystrasit/?cst=43dda29aca50a30c523053bd027da18648576b99bd50ef0829bcf20b87e32b60

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Wow, breaking news: #DOGE isn't a fraud! Who needs a stable investment when you've got the almighty Musk's #disapproval instead? Thanks, Captain Obvious, for this earth-shattering revelation!
https://www.publicnotice.co/p/despite-the-hype-doge-hasnt-found #News #Musk #Cryptocurrency #Humor #CaptainObvious #HackerNews #ngated

Socialna demokracia je (o.i.) o tom, ze bohati pomahaju chudobnym.

#SmerHlasMafia robi opak.

1/3 A nejak to na tych namestiach nezaznieva, resp. zaznieva, ale nie uplne jasne a vzdy, tak #CaptainObvious:

1) Nikdy nam tu v tomto regione nebo lepsie nez teraz, ked mame (ako taku) slobodu, sme v EU a sme v NATO.
2) Fico&co. ide proti slobode, proti EU a proti NATO.
3) Ergo ide Fico&co. proti lepsiemu zivotu nas tu v tomto regione, t.j. Fico&co. nam kazia dobry zivot.

1/2 Ma zmysel pytat sa, co robia v SIS ci OČTK? Stacilo by par odposluchov a bum, par velkych ryb v sieti!

#CaptainObvious: obchodovanie s poslaneckymi hlasmi ako vysite.

https://e.dennikn.sk/4507131/je-to-skor-trafika-vlade-ide-len-o-fleky-hovoria-o-keketiho-nominacii-na-viceguvernera-nbs-miklos-odor-kahanec-zachar-a-dalsi/

Ak tomu rozumiem spravne, tak ficovo kolecko o selficka skoncilo (dosli diktatori?) a tak sa v odputavani pozornosti od svojej necinnosti, nemohucnosti, zaskodnictva a vlastizrady upriamil… opat na Simecku, resp. Simeckovcov.

#CaptainObvious:

- Trapne a smutne pozerat na neho a jeho komparz.
- Trapne a smutne pozerat na jeho volicov.
- Takto blahobyt nebude, takto bude len chudoba a utrpenie.

OK, time for #CaptainObvious:

It is IMHO not possible to bring prosperity to masses by lying and stealing (not to mention war).

Yes, some small group can profit in such a way, but all else will suffer.

via @Sustainable2050

https://mastodon.energy/@Sustainable2050/114040341710817898

I was today years old when I realized most of my shoes have a tab on the back to help pull them on more easily.