There once was a girl from Great Britain
Who carelessly sat on her kitten
Imagine her surprise
and the look in her eyes
when on the behind she was bitten
I went to a water park, tried a couple of slides and now I’m worried I’m getting addicted.
It’s a slippery slope.
https://www.usluck.com/551626/never-mind-the-loss-of-cursive-these-kids-cant-make-the-cool-s/ Never mind the loss of cursive, these kids can’t make the Cool S! #Funny
Heartbroken
Ketchup Tosser in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
They're here to save your soul
Alexander Scamilton
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
much like myself, which atari character is always ready to travel? pack-man
When homebrew is waaay more powerful than you wanted it to be
https://www.usluck.com/551534/dude-is-definitely-their-uncle/ Dude is definitely their uncle #Funny
Jack vs. the Floor
Jack picked a fight with the floor.
The floor didn’t flinch.
Jack did.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Walker: Taxes Evader
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
There was a boy named benny
Who didn't have a single penny
He searched his pocket
But only found a round gold locket
And with that he lived happily in a rocket!