Elon Tries to Time Travel
Elon built a time machine out of soup and ego.
Now the past is soggy and the future won’t take his calls.
He’s proud of that.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Elon Tries to Time Travel
Elon built a time machine out of soup and ego.
Now the past is soggy and the future won’t take his calls.
He’s proud of that.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Barry Eats a Tuesday
Barry had a snack accident.
Now Tuesday is missing.
The moon refuses to comment.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Barry Becomes a Stairs
Barry had a strange dream.
He was stairs, and very popular with shoes.
Now his back hurts, but his ego is thriving.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Barry Becomes a Stairs
Barry had a strange dream.
He was stairs, and very popular with shoes.
Now his back hurts, but his ego is thriving.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
“If nothing matters, can i have yours?” -SketchMeat
A deep thought from the void of nonsense.
George Talks to Time
George argued with Time.
It said “slow down.”
So he sprinted back to the 90s instead.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
George and the Meaning of Life
George asked the universe for answers.
The universe handed him candy and walked away.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Kevin Loses His Name
Kevin rebranded by accident.
“Emotionally Beige” has a nice ring to it.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Kevin Questions Chairs
Kevin sat down and had an existential crisis.
The chair did not appreciate it.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Jack’s Mirror Betrayal
Jack upset his own reflection.
Now the mirror is giving him the silent treatment.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Jack vs. the Floor
Jack picked a fight with the floor.
The floor didn’t flinch.
Jack did.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
“Time heals all wounds, except the ones caused by time.” -SketchMeat
A deep thought from the void of nonsense.
Bob Forgets Gravity
Bob forgot gravity.
Now his brain has air conditioning.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Bob Befriends a Cat
Bob’s Cat is smarter than him.
Also ruder. And better at chess.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
Daniel Becomes a Number
Daniel counted too hard and turned into the number 8.
He seems fine with it. Maybe even proud.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
“You can’t lose your mind if you never found it.” -SketchMeat
A deep thought from the void of nonsense.
Daniel and the Lemon
Daniel swears a lemon blinked at him.
Whether it did or not, the lemon’s not talking.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.