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**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · 8h

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

I know the answer but after so many years, I'm tired of explaining it.

Character askes "Why do we estimate in points instead of hours?"

A laser beam shoots down and zaps him.

Two military men say "He was asking too many questions."

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · 1d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Trolly train straddling two tracks.

Caption: The team with two product owners is right on track with their work

#scrum #scrumteam #productowner

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · 2d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Picture of an IBM 3180 terminal.

Caption: A dev recently told me he couldn't be productive without four monitors. Made me remember how I managed just fine with one of these.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · 3d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Anime image of a guy sleeping sitting on a couch. He is labeled dev. Five people watch him sleep, waiting for him. They are labeled QA, scrum master, DBA, product owner, and sales

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · 4d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Krampus riding downhill on a sled with three children in a basket behind him.
Krampus is labeled "Me showing the newbies around during on-boarding"

The kids are labeled "new hires"

#scrum #scrumteam #Onboarding

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 30

May 30

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Small dog looking shocked.

Caption: Dev, who didn't test their own code changes, when QA says they found a defect

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 29

May 29

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Four panels of Mr. Beam waiting.

Caption: Me waiting for IT to handle my ticket so I can resume working

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**projektmagazin.de** @projektmagazin@mastodon.social · May 28

May 28

projektmagazin.de @projektmagazin@mastodon.social

Die neue Ausgabe ist da! Weniger Held, mehr Team: Die neue Ausgabe erklärt, wie du Veränderungen mit Storytelling sinnvoll kommunizierst.
Zur Ausgabe: https://www.projektmagazin.de/ausgabe/ausgabe-112025

#ScrumTeam #Projektstorys #Wandelgestalten #projektmagazin

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**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 28

May 28

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

A person on the phone (labeled "Me in stand-up") next to a car (labeled "Current sprint") that was dented by an impact with a bicycle (labeled "small blocking issue")

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 27

May 27

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Picture of a gray cat standing on a toilet seat pushing the head of an orange cat into the water.

Caption:How I feel when my manager sends me an invite for a meeting I know will be terrible

#scrum #scrumteam #meetinginvites

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 26

May 26

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Picture of an angry cat among a lot of ripped up paper on a sofa.

Caption: Me updating reports in the legacy system

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 23

May 23

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Four panel comic

First panel: cute figure holding SAFe in its hand says "I love this thing IDK why people hate it so much"

Second panel: figure is sitting at a computer with SAFe on the table. It says "I'm gonna read a thing or two about it"

Third panel: figure stares at the computer in shock.

Fourth panel: figure smashes SAFe with its fist.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 22

May 22

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Sesame Street characters Ernie, Cookie Monster, Bert, and Grover. All look loud and chaotic except Bert who looks upset. Bert is labeled Developer. Cookie Monster is labeled QA. Grover is labeled Scrum Master. Ernie is labeled Product Owner.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 21

May 21

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

A black cat wearing rabb8t ears being held upright and looking unhappy.

Caption: I might not say that I don't want to get dressed, commute to the office, and attend the retrospective, but there will be signs.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 20

May 20

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Picture of multiple players on the Florida Panthers and Toronto Maple Leafs fighting. They are labeled "The Daily Scrum"

The Florida goalie is alone in by the side boards. He is labeled "Me, who didn't attend because I muted my computer and missed the Outlook notification for the meeting"

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 19

May 19

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Photo of a man standing in an art museum, looking at three blank canvases.

Caption: Me looking at all the work I got done this sprint after endless interruptions

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 16

May 16

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

An upset child in a pool pointing at something in the distance.

Caption: HEY! He didn't create any unit tests!

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 15

May 15

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Photo of a firefighter spraying a hose on the flaming contents of a garbage truck.

Caption: Your new backlog items have just arrived.

#scrum #scrumteam #scrummaster

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 14

May 14

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

A photo of a messy plumbing install.

Caption: I enjoy modifying the plumbing in my home to look like the Scaled Agile Framework process chart.

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats · May 13

May 13

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Yankee pitcher throwing a pitch. He is labeled Sales pitching a new change to our product

Milwaukee batter trying to bunt but gets the ball in his face. He is labeled Our team finding out that they need it in production by the end of next week

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

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