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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

An upset child in a pool pointing at something in the distance.

Caption: HEY! He didn't create any unit tests!

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Photo of a firefighter spraying a hose on the flaming contents of a garbage truck.

Caption: Your new backlog items have just arrived.

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

A photo of a messy plumbing install.

Caption: I enjoy modifying the plumbing in my home to look like the Scaled Agile Framework process chart.

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Yankee pitcher throwing a pitch. He is labeled Sales pitching a new change to our product

Milwaukee batter trying to bunt but gets the ball in his face. He is labeled Our team finding out that they need it in production by the end of next week

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Large dog labeled Senior dev holding a branch in its mouth labeled backlog. From the end of the branch hangs a small dog labeled junior dev.

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Photo of a teen girl labeled Sales demoing to the customer, holding back the head of an upset boy behind her who is labeled The team objecting to the release of the product with known major issues

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Mark Carney looking knowingly at the camera.

Caption: You are ready to report in stand-up that you are running behind, but the person before you just declared a major blocker that makes yours nothing anyone will care about.

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Photo of a brick house façade with a hole filled im by random protruding bricks.

Caption: It's just a bit of tech debt that we can address later. It's better to make our deadline than to delay and address an issue that no one will notice

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Caption:
The sprint cycle is like a merry-go-round

My sprint cycle:
(Photo of a merry-go-round engulfed in flames.)

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Man running up to a metal gate. The frame is labeled sprint planning.

Man in the middle of hurdling the gate. The frame is labeled start of the sprint.

Man falls to the ground on the other side of the gate. The frame is labeled every remaining day of the sprint

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Picture of someone turning a screw on the faceplate of a poeer outlet. Instead of sockets, the outlet has prongs protruding.

Caption: Much like SAFe this is based on a proven design, and much like SAFe this might kill you.

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Toy story girl (labeled "Leadership") throwing away Woody (labeled "Last month's top priority that your team is in the middle of working on").

She says "I don't want to play with you anymore"

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Gray haired man holding up a heavy barbell across jis shoulders. The barbell is labeled "Legacy system" and he is labeled "Long-time senior developer"

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Also gets you in for the corporate all-hands meeting.

A hand holding 3 tickets for "shit show".

Caption: I got my team our tickets for the sprint review

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Those yachts don't buy themselves!

First pane: Three cats labeled "executives" facing away from us.
The first one says "We need to buy more yachts, somebody needs to work harder, but I don't want to"
The second cat says "Me neither"
The third cat says "Nor I"

Second pane: All three cats turn to look at you.

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Wording that reads: Y'all think it's hot today wait til you go to hell for using your scrum certification just to promote pseudowaterfall

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Picture of Katy Perry smiling after returning to Earth.

Caption: Katy Perry went to a scrum meeting and now she's a rugby player

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Picture of a woman licking the outside of a coffee cup

Caption: QA testing your work

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Doctor in a lab coat says "With gene editing we could create an executive who understands ranked priority lists"

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats

Screen grabs frkm Seinfeld

Cynthia asks Elaine "Does he repeatedly miss his sprint goals?"

Elaine responds "Nooooo....." then "Yeah, yeah....."

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