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disguy_ovahea<p><strong>Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO Bell</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/30658889" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/30658889</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Landlord Raises Rent to Cover the Cost of Never Doing Anything</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45233141" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45233141</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
bradorsomething<p><strong>Robert Kennedy and Trump to Lick Bat on June 1st to Mock LGBT, Covid Scientists</strong></p> <p><a href="https://ttrpg.network/post/20058738" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ttrpg.network/post/20058738</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
seahorse [Ohio]<p><strong>Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State</strong></p> <p><a href="https://midwest.social/post/28974595" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">midwest.social/post/28974595</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ShaggySnacks<p><strong>Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/17954577" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.myserv.one/post/17954577</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ShaggySnacks<p><strong>Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/17954576" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.myserv.one/post/17954576</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
inclementimmigrant<p><strong>Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/30469590" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/30469590</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
TheImpressiveX<p><strong>New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemm.ee/post/65362047" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemm.ee/post/65362047</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Leprosy existed in the Americas long before the arrival of Europeans, study reveals</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45042490" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45042490</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/45042272" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/45042272</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Sundray<p><strong>Being a Stay-at-Home Mom Makes Me So Horny All I Can Think About Is Getting Pregnant Enough Times to Earn a Medal</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmus.org/post/13317882" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmus.org/post/13317882</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Jeremy Benoit<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOnion</span></a></p>
Frankie ✅<p>Rusted Qatari Plane Sitting On Blocks On White House Lawn </p><p><a href="https://theonion.com/rusted-qatari-plane-sitting-on-blocks-on-white-house-lawn/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/rusted-qatari-pla</span><span class="invisible">ne-sitting-on-blocks-on-white-house-lawn/</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>theonion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Qatar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Qatar</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bribes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bribes</span></a></p>
bradorsomething<p><strong>Trump Confirms “Golden Dome” Actually “Golden Do Me”</strong></p> <p><a href="https://ttrpg.network/post/19856838" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ttrpg.network/post/19856838</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/44914277" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/44914277</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/44904451" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/44904451</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Clodsire<p><strong>‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/30712390" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/30712390</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/44823426" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/44823426</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Martha<p>At press time, Trump had concluded by noting that it was thus that his Liberation Day tariffs were the path to freeing oneself from the karmic wheel of samsara“…<br>🙏 🪷<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOnion</span></a></p>
ZeroCool<p><strong>Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/44785610" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/44785610</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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