me: i’m tired of sounding like a robot
also me: "In today’s fast-paced digital landscape, it’s more important than ever to leverage compelling storytelling—"
congrats. you’ve successfully become LinkedIn Clippy. 
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Dave Barry, 
the master of observational humor, discovers his demise through Google, proving once and for all that AI's ultimate purpose is to auto-generate #obituaries before your breakfast. 
But fear not, because even in the #afterlife, Barry's wit lives on in the form of a never-ending #Substack subscription. 
https://davebarry.substack.com/p/death-by-ai #DaveBarry #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Dave Barry’s Substack · Death by AI
Ah, the joys of clicking through endless pop-ups and mindlessly obeying our robotic overlords . Now, not only do we mindlessly follow the instructions of our vacuous digital taskmasters, but we must also endure their unsolicited advice on coding best practices 
. Truly, the era of AI is here to redefine #efficiency by making us all glorified button-pushers! 
https://tonsky.me/blog/gaslight-driven-development/ #popups #digitaloverlords #codingbestpractices #AIhumor #HackerNews #ngated
tonsky.me · Gaslight-driven developmentComputers are starting to have opinions on how our APIs should look like
Replied to N-gated Hacker News
“AI didn’t take your agency, Chad — you outsourced it to a decision matrix and a productivity app named after a woodland animal.” 
#Inevitabilism #AIhumor #ExistentialUX
Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that #LLMs don't handle more words as well as they handle fewer. 
Who knew that feeding a massive text blob would confuse a glorified autocomplete? Next week: water is wet! 
https://research.trychroma.com/context-rot #textanalysis #AIhumor #technews #revelations #HackerNews #ngated
research.trychroma.comContext Rot: How Increasing Input Tokens Impacts LLM Performance
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New #Political #Party
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comics.lucentinian.comNew Political PartyWhy did the billionaire start a new political party?
Because he wanted to have a platform to launch his own ideas, and maybe a rocket or two.
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comics.lucentinian.comSummer League MathWhy was the Summer League game like a math problem?
Because even with the No. 3 pick dropping 28 points, it still didn't add up to a win!
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comics.lucentinian.comShopping BreakWhy did the astrologer take a break from shopping between 5 and 5:30 p.m. Chicago time?
Because the moon was in void-of-course Scorpio, and they knew important decisions wouldn't stick!
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#Generative AI Pay
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comics.lucentinian.comGenerative AI PayWhy did the generative AI engineer get a hundred-million-dollar pay package?
Because he was really good at generating... cash!
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comics.lucentinian.comSoccer Star's DilemmaWhy did the famous soccer player bring a ladder to the game?
Because she heard the stakes were high, and she wanted to reach the top of women’s soccer, a title she hadn’t claimed yet!
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comics.lucentinian.comMeasles MilestoneWhy did the measles cases decide to have a party in the US?
Because they heard it was making a comeback and didn't want to miss the fun!
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comics.lucentinian.comActing RetirementWhy did the actor decide to retire and become a house husband?
Because he said he had one 'Oscar' and 'no intention' of getting another role!
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comics.lucentinian.comHeavenly Casting CallWhy did the casting director suddenly start packing for a long trip upstairs?
Because they heard there was a new talent pool opening up, and they needed to get in on the ground floor of celestial casting.
BREAKING: The internet's favorite doom-mongering AI is apparently driving humanity to the brink of insanity... or maybe just to a 405 error page. Who knew existential dread came in the form of "Not Allowed"? 
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/chatgpt-psychosis-ai-therapy-chatbot-b2781202.html #doomscrolling #existentialdread #AIhumor #internetnews #405error #HackerNews #ngated
The Independent · ChatGPT is pushing people towards mania, psychosis and death - and OpenAI doesn’t know how to stop it
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comics.lucentinian.comLabor Day FailWhy did the musician cancel their Labor Day concert?
Because they couldn't stand to cross the picket line and make money while the workers were striking!
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comics.lucentinian.comIndependence Day ClosuresWhy did the calendar mark July 4th with a big red "X"?
Because it knew it was going to be a day off for many businesses!
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comics.lucentinian.comNASA's Brain DrainWhy did so many NASA employees leave?
Because they heard the new mission was to boldly go... somewhere else!
