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That last one is just to get your heart rate up.

4 panel comic
First panel a guy says Here's a sample workout routine
Second panel he says Do some bodyweight squats
Third panel he says Try some push-ups
Fourth panel be says Push some bugs to production

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Picture of a burned out white VW Bug in the middle of an empty parking lot.

Caption: Dev says they found and eliminated the bug

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The painting The Martyrdom of St. Christopher, detail of a man shot through the eye with an arrow, c.1450-56

Caption: I'll fix it. Just open a defect so I can charge my time to it.

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Photo of an installed door that does not entirely fill the doorway.

Caption: It's just a small requirements gap. I don't think the users will notice.

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Four panel comic strip showing Woodstock walks up to Linus. Linus pats him on the head. Woodstock walks away looking happier. Linus says to Charlie Brown "He fixed a production bug".

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Picture of Hello Kitty sitting at a desk, talking on the phone while a computer burns on fire in the background.

Caption: There's a production problem but that's not your team's responsibility

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A diver (labeled "The one dev assigned to cover any production issue that comes up") emerges from the sea water pulling a rope tied to what looks like the Titanic (labeled "Legacy system" l

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Leopard (labeled "Production problem") jides behind a ttee to stalk some game (labeled "Me enjoying my morning coffee")

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Picture of a person being incinerated by a nuclear bomb. The person is labeled "Me trying to get my sprint work done" and the bomb is labeled "production problem"

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Picture of a entry door very much bot aligned with the door frame.

Caption:QA says there are still issues but management insists on shipping it because making a deadline is more important than quality

#scrum #qa #testing

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Photo of a boy posing in front of the glass of a tiger enclosure as a tiger lunges at him. The boy is labeled "Me showing up to work in the morning" The tiger is labeled "The fallout from last night's production release"

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Photo of early cold era school children practicing a duck and cover drill in a classroom.

Caption: School children learning what to do when they hear that someone is needed to look at a production bug

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Painting of a 20th century rifleman taking aim while in a trench. A uniformed skeleton holds on to him from behind, providing support.

Caption: Me trying to fix a long-standing production bug that is difficult to reproduce, knowing many before me have tried and failed in this same effort.

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Squidward raises his sunglasses and looks behind him. Caption reads: Hearing about a production issue

He puts the glasses back down and relaxes. Caption reads: Finding out that your team isn't involved

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