Two memory locations talk. One says:
- Just so that we are on the same page…
Two memory locations talk. One says:
- Just so that we are on the same page…
A la la la la int64,
A la la la la int64 int64 li int64 int64 int64,
Come on!
Rex Wang rewrote Kafka in Rust, creating StoneMQ - a blazing-fast, efficient message queue.
#Rust #Kafka #rustlang #programmingjokes
https://wangjunfei.com/2025/06/18/Rewriting-Kafka-in-Rust-Async-Insights-and-Lessons-Learned/
Ah yes, because what the world really needed was yet another 'simple' programming language that promises to turn your browser into a coding paradise.
It's like someone thought, "How can we make coding even more like a PowerPoint presentation?"
https://tiki.li/apps/tut_learn.html?v=2505e #simpleprogramming #languages #codingparadise #browsercoding #techhumor #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated
Why would anyone need a whole framework to pass a value into a constructor? It's like hiring a team of architects to help you open a door.
Let’s face it, the real 'dependency injection' here is injecting #common #sense into tech discussions.
http://rednafi.com/go/di_frameworks_bleh/ #dependencyinjection #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated
It's been a long journey...
Ah, yes, because everyone has been clamoring to handcraft their own one-time password algorithms instead of using the perfectly good ones that already exist.
Clearly, the pinnacle of tech wizardry is reinventing wheels that came pre-invented.
https://blog.dogac.dev/how-do-one-time-passwords-work/ #techhumor #reinventthewheel #cybersecurity #one-timepasswords #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated
2B Or Not 2B?
Boolean logic meets Shakespeare.
if (2b || !2b) return "That is the question."
https://techgeeksapparel.com/2b-or-not-2b-that-is-the-question/
#ProgrammingJokes #BooleanLogic #DeveloperHumor #CodeLife
Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.
How do you spot a hipster programmer?
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They were using Rust before it was cool.
How do trees access the internet?
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They log in.
Why did the developer break up with their array?
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It was too one-dimensional.
Why don't C++ programmers get lost?
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They always have a pointer.
Why don't programmers like to golf?
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They can't stand the buggy environment.
TypeScript is that friend who corrects your grammar in every conversation.
js: I have a number!
ts: Actually, that's an implicit any. Please specify a type.
js: But it works...
ts: For now
What do you call a variable on a raft?
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A float.
A programmer is made up of:
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1% writing code
9% reading code
90% trying to understand the code you wrote yesterday
Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O.