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New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
comics.lucentinian.com/7917
#LaughWithAI #NewsJokes #ComedyGold #VisitUsNow #AILaughs
What do you call a pachyderm that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
When one meets a potential relative, it's a good idea to check their identity with a couple of your aunts.
I call this practice '2-factor-auntentication' and will show myself out, thanks.
八尺様#TimeTravelAuthors 5/19 Where did you get the idea for your story?
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 2
“The author! Def best place to screw with Poe and Time Manager,” #TimeTravelingGhost said.
“What a messy desk, but the plushies are cute,” Ghost noted.
“There’s a ghost,” Jeckle called from a shelf.
“So, what’s new?” Author shrugged. “Who’s it this time: Boo-gart, Greta Ghoulbo, Long Chain-ney?”
“Have Poe fall under the pendulum,” Ghost whispered in Author’s ear.
“Why? ‘Fall’ isn’t the prompt word.”
“Because I’ll haunt you otherwise! Stupid!”
“Stupid,” Heckle echoed.
“So? Get in line. It’s Betty Graveis’s turn, then Fred A. Scare.”
“How do you think up this stuff?”
Author tapped her head. “Garbage in, #nonsense out.”
Author’s note: blame @sfwrtr
#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #Drabble #NMTTA #Puns #SilentMovies #classicmovies #moviestars #HeckleAndJeckle #Plushies #Crow @ShadowPlay @plush_bot
I used to be a baker.
But I didn’t make enough dough.
@skinnylatte
Hey there, kelp! Water you doing? 
The Metropolitan Police have referred themselves to the Police Complaints Authority over a case of six people arrested for playing a party game. The police said confusion was to blame for them getting their twisters in a nick.
I'm thinking about starting a secret society dedicated to appreciating the world's most ordinary artificial waterways.
We'll call it the Banal Canal Cabal.
as if ...they try to "error" me...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AoG7oXYdTQg
sound of silence, but bytes be rather a bug in one's engine
What do singers and DBAs have in common?
They both hate auto-tuning!
What is the difference between singers and DBAs?
DBA's vacuum
I’m starting a meditation group today but I just found out my worked used to produce ‘MeditOceans’ videos
https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/stories/guided-mindfulness-meditations
Our Spanish-speaking birthing coach has a medical degree and a lanky feline.
She calls it her med-doula oblong gato.
When mollusks get married, do they have a Snappy Clammiversary? :/
