"I've got this great idea for a film, a cross between Restless Natives, Whisky Galore and a London gangster film..."
"Yeah really? What's it called?"
"Loch, Stock and Two Whisky Barrels"
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What's a transbians favorite treat?
her/she kisses!
Also happy pride month, y'all!
#pridemonth #lgbt #puns
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A: A bloodhound.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
comics.lucentinian.com/8131
#AIHumor #VisitUsNow #DailyJokes #VisitNow #NewsJokes
comics.lucentinian.comBasketball PunsWhy did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game?
Because they heard the Pacers were really going for the Finals!
If he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
And so the epic game of hive and seek begins.
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Bring on your best #puns #mastodaoine
I just participated in a ‘what should be on our next tshirt’ question at work. This was mine
JUST A LITTLE KELP FROM MY FRONDS
Tried to teach my smart fridge to tell jokes...
Now it just gives me cold opens.
Met a nice cedar tree today on my walk.
Asked how it was doing, since I'm a considerate guy.
"Just pine, thanks."
Continued thread
Language Hat follows up on @Wordorigins's "Serving Kant" post: https://languagehat.com/serving-kant/
languagehat.comServing Kant. : languagehat.com
I present to you a methylhead.
I had this idea a few minutes ago, and I think it's only fair that we all get to suffer.
Do you know how Jim Morrison changed the song lyrics for his funeral after he discovered he was of Viking ancestry?
"Come on baby light my bier!"
What present do swans give their offspring?
Cygnet rings. 
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