In the event of a #fire ...
#emergency #instructions #HealthAndSafety
In the event of a #fire ...
#emergency #instructions #HealthAndSafety
These pictures are part of the instructions for a new fridge freezer that arrived where I live this week.
These pictures are too weird even for me.
Interpretations welcome, sensible or silly.
I can't see that a bear roaring scares a fridge, or that a very cold cat makes a fridge happy.
#Instructions #Art #Weird
Docomentation is very important... here is a short assembly manual that I made for the Chowndolo, using #freecad and #inkscape as usual @la.lepre @halldorophone @intelligentinstruments #documentation #cad #floss #axonometric #2d #design #vectorgraphics #instructionspamphlet #instructions #sound #musicalinstruments #assembly
Undocumented 8086 instructions, explained by the microcode
https://www.righto.com/2023/07/undocumented-8086-instructions.html
#HackerNews #Undocumented #8086 #instructions #microcode #technology #computing #retro #programming
For anyone interested: Here's an ambiguous set of instructions (in the spirit of Sol leWitt or https://conditionaldesign.org) for (re)creating a simplified version of the infinitely evolving De/Frag piece (see beginning of this thread).
Preparations:
0) You may use any suitable medium.
1) Create a pixel-based canvas of arbitrary dimensions.
2) Create a palette of random choice of 4 colors, plus black and white.
Repeated steps:
3) Choose two random colors from the palette, giving black or white priority.
4) Using the chosen colors, create a random pixel pattern in one of four sizes (e.g. using percentages of the longest side of the canvas as pattern size, e.g. 1%, 2%, 5%, 10%, or 4x4, 8x8, 16x16 pixels...)
5) Choose a random pixel position on the canvas and a random color tolerance.
6) Perform the flood fill algorithm[1] from the chosen start position, selecting all connected pixels within the chosen tolerance.
7) Apply the new pattern (created in step 4) to the pixels selected in step 6, in an order and speed of your choosing.
8) Repeat from step 3
[1] The Flood Fill algorithm is described here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_fill
EU sends Apple first DMA interoperability instructions for apps and devices
Today's Audio Daily Devotional: Lasting Change
Bible Texts:
- Psalms 1:1
- Proverbs 16:12
- Romans 12:2
- Galatians 6:1-2
- Philippians 4:13
- 2 Timothy 1:7
I have just found this a most useful article that will help those who (like me) need to get their books off their kindle fast, with as little pain as possible (being that it is an unfamilar operation, and I don't have time to noodle around the idea, with Feb 26th fast approaching)
https://techyorker.com/how-to-de-drm-kindle-books-using-calibre/
The #FlipPhone is made of lightweight plastic. It has a stupidly-confusing interface but some cautious pre-programming in the contact list and some taped labels for steps 1, 2, and 3 mean they can at least select the name they intend to select and successfully make the call.
10/x
Got plant food today. The packaging sucks. Whoever the #GraphicDesigner was who thought that the #LowContrast on the #Instructions and #Dosage panel, needs to go back to #ArtSchool @ohBlessYourSoil
"If you are very lazy or the system is very big/complex..."
Yes. Both.
Saw this in the "Care" instructions for some clothing (a parka), after all the precautions about washing, it talks about drying:
> Tumble dry low. Do not hang to dry. Do not iron or steam. Do not dry clean.
> For best results, dry with clean tennis ball.
Is this an easter egg or other joke? What on earth does "dry with a tennis ball" do?
So we went to IKEA today, and it struck me that they, in a polite way, not rude, not abrupt, not direct, but very softly give us easy instruction to follow. Like this one,'turn left'
In 2025, I'm going to be less black and white, I'm going to be more blue and yellow.
Calm, Soft, and Polite with any instructions I need to give out.
Now I have the #aircove #expressvpn #router I post the #instructions in case it helps someone else
Ukraine Daily Summary - Tuesday, November 5 2024
North Korea receiving cash, food, space technology from Russia in return for soldiers -- As Russian losses in Ukraine pass 700,000, the Kremlin runs low on non-mobilization options -- Russia distributes manual for digging mass graves to soldiers -- Ukraine, Lithuania to produce drones, electronic warfare -- and morehttps://writeworks.uk/~/UkraineDaily/Ukraine%20Daily%20Summary%20-%20Tuesday,%20November%205%202024/
If you are interested in the history of #instructions or #magic (or both):" Grimoires Explained: Manuals of Magic " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4VxDBrCV6c
I've curated a dataset for nested instructions following and function calling. Any comment is welcome!
https://huggingface.co/datasets/fractalego/wafl-functions-dataset-2.0